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Graphic Novel Time!

this is the best Hamster origin story. feels like its time for a comic book version.

for real.

every time i'm in one of these cave complexes i'm struck by just how hard it would be to traverse one without the installed floors, stairs, railings and lights. always makes me reevalutate cave complexes in games.

I've been trying to make friends with the crows around my house. I think they are curious so far.

ya know. when a WOLF shows his hairy stomach everyone is all like "awwwww he's soooooo cute". When i show my hairy stomach, my kids are all like "ewwww dad get a shirt we're at the public pool".

things i never thought i'd say... "we kind of need a modern day robespierre to get this party started"

When you wear this shirt, none may stand against you.

I'm VERY excited about this project!

I could handle Spinal Tap running the Roman Empire.

Dude! Sweet!