A Monkey's Uncle
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A Monkey's Uncle
@deadboidonut.bsky.social
Absolute smooth-brained amateur statistician
Nets fan in the winter
Yankees fan in the summer
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I'm often wrong lol.

Spurs still have no Wemby, Lakers are a real good test to see how they size up without him.

Suns have been surprisingly good but it's just terrifying how deep OKC is.
December 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I'm not sure why we would be dying to get rid of Cam Thomas while simultaneously trying to get Kuminga.

We also had a chance to make an offer for him over the offseason and didn't.

Giving up assets for a player we didn't want 3 months ago seems kinda silly. I don't really buy this rumor at all.
December 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
If the Nets wanted Kuminga, they would have made an offer for him over the summer. They have another chance to make an offer for him next summer if the warriors decline his team option. Seems like really poor asset management to trade for him.
December 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I don't think he's ever called him out in post-game pressers, but he's quick to yank Egor if he's lacking on defense. I might have to watch what he said about Ziaire.
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No, I definitely remembered seeing a headline that talked about Noah "getting called to the principal's office."

This happened around the same time as a team meeting that stopped the Nets from being completely embarrassing night in and night out. Now their losses are at least kind of competitive.
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM