You and me both 🙄😔

For cooking apathy, I recommend listening to your favorite music on speakers while you cook. It distracts me from the unpleasantries of the process will allowing me to enjoy all the fulfilling parts.

As for healthy stuff, take your favorite veg, put in a tasty sauce. Cauliflower rice is good too.

I’m so sorry to hear about that, Ash. I hope your mom recovers soon and is able to come home very soon all well.

Awesome! Looks great! I may have to make a day trip to Chattanooga just to see it!

Preservatives, frying oil, the tears of criminally underpaid workers, various artificial sugars, and the rot of capitalism.

What else would you expect from here?

Happeh borthday, Salem! 🎉🎉🎂🎈🎊

Woah. What the actual fuck happened? What did I miss?