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@dchatenay.bsky.social
High-functioning idiot.
Writing software the hard way.
Feedly platform monkey.
Writing software the hard way.
Feedly platform monkey.
This stuff is pretty clutch to clean up oxidized contact
December 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
This stuff is pretty clutch to clean up oxidized contact
I've never seen this type of sausage before, must be some local thing 😬
In general we eat "saucisse sèche" (dried salami) as is, no bread or butter, but remove the skin! You can put it on bread if you want, but butter would be "un faux pas".
In general we eat "saucisse sèche" (dried salami) as is, no bread or butter, but remove the skin! You can put it on bread if you want, but butter would be "un faux pas".
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I've never seen this type of sausage before, must be some local thing 😬
In general we eat "saucisse sèche" (dried salami) as is, no bread or butter, but remove the skin! You can put it on bread if you want, but butter would be "un faux pas".
In general we eat "saucisse sèche" (dried salami) as is, no bread or butter, but remove the skin! You can put it on bread if you want, but butter would be "un faux pas".
Wait, what?
November 4, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Wait, what?
Me: nostalgia is a death cult
Also me: can't bring myself to get rid of my Minidisc walkman from 2002
Also me: can't bring myself to get rid of my Minidisc walkman from 2002
November 4, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Me: nostalgia is a death cult
Also me: can't bring myself to get rid of my Minidisc walkman from 2002
Also me: can't bring myself to get rid of my Minidisc walkman from 2002
While cleaning my car I found an old mp3 player I had forgotten about.
The battery expanded so much it cracked and bent the case. Yikes!
The battery expanded so much it cracked and bent the case. Yikes!
October 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
While cleaning my car I found an old mp3 player I had forgotten about.
The battery expanded so much it cracked and bent the case. Yikes!
The battery expanded so much it cracked and bent the case. Yikes!
I was married but I'm not married any more. Women don't like the vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I was married but I'm not married any more. Women don't like the vehicle.
I guess Susan Collins was channeling John Doar with her "DJT has learned his lesson" comment...
!["I would think the country has learned a lesson here, an important lesson," [John Doar] said. "It won't soon be lost on men who hold positions of public trust."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fr4kl5ktinnyoqrotw5hzaa4/bafkreia75eqi3lqokcoojsxkap4dgheqaqclfrqphrpa6py4f7vy3im46y@jpeg)
October 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I guess Susan Collins was channeling John Doar with her "DJT has learned his lesson" comment...
Note the imbalance: aura farming has 3 win slots, while shitposting and acting normal only have 2.
So one way to defeat aura farming is an alliance between shitposters and normies.
So one way to defeat aura farming is an alliance between shitposters and normies.
October 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Note the imbalance: aura farming has 3 win slots, while shitposting and acting normal only have 2.
So one way to defeat aura farming is an alliance between shitposters and normies.
So one way to defeat aura farming is an alliance between shitposters and normies.
Ten years ago
October 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Ten years ago
Is that Show Kasamatsu?
September 24, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Is that Show Kasamatsu?
Today's email from @theonion.com contained 3 jokes that made me laugh out loud.
Stellar work, 300% would subscribe again!
Stellar work, 300% would subscribe again!
September 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Today's email from @theonion.com contained 3 jokes that made me laugh out loud.
Stellar work, 300% would subscribe again!
Stellar work, 300% would subscribe again!
Just saw a fabulous-looking service dog at DCA
September 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Just saw a fabulous-looking service dog at DCA
Mr Trash Wheel!
September 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Mr Trash Wheel!
Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score.
September 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score.
Hmm yeah totally not a scam call I'm sure
September 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Hmm yeah totally not a scam call I'm sure
trying to login to the UnitedHealthcare website
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September 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
trying to login to the UnitedHealthcare website
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San Francisco is a hellscape 🌁
August 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
San Francisco is a hellscape 🌁
Snapped this yesterday at the corner of H & 9th NW
August 19, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Snapped this yesterday at the corner of H & 9th NW
Periodic reminder that the cabin air in airplanes is Pretty Bad: 25% humidity is almost desert-level, and 1410 CO2 ppm is very poor (fresh air is ~425).
August 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Periodic reminder that the cabin air in airplanes is Pretty Bad: 25% humidity is almost desert-level, and 1410 CO2 ppm is very poor (fresh air is ~425).
I still have the French edition.
A very quirky mix of magic and technology. Very fun!
A very quirky mix of magic and technology. Very fun!
July 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I still have the French edition.
A very quirky mix of magic and technology. Very fun!
A very quirky mix of magic and technology. Very fun!