Deadbeat Cat Dad
@dbeatcatdad.bsky.social
Vaguely humanoid earth moving equipment. Fuzz doula.
No wonder stuff rattles when you walk on this.
December 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
No wonder stuff rattles when you walk on this.
Everybody loves to hate Lars Ulrich but guess who DOESN'T have any sex pest allegations?
If it weren't for the Napster lawsuit and if he was a better drummer people would love him.
If it weren't for the Napster lawsuit and if he was a better drummer people would love him.
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Everybody loves to hate Lars Ulrich but guess who DOESN'T have any sex pest allegations?
If it weren't for the Napster lawsuit and if he was a better drummer people would love him.
If it weren't for the Napster lawsuit and if he was a better drummer people would love him.
The situation is a little difficult to describe textually, so here is an approximation of the turdjectory that the team member managed to set in motion. There is one corner of the platform that does not have a wall and that's the one that they hit.
December 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The situation is a little difficult to describe textually, so here is an approximation of the turdjectory that the team member managed to set in motion. There is one corner of the platform that does not have a wall and that's the one that they hit.
Enjoying Jack White's evolution into an open sports sicko
November 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Enjoying Jack White's evolution into an open sports sicko
Seeing ads for some kind of cling wrap applicator for when guests won't take their shoes off.
If people are insisting on dragging dog shit around your house don't invite them, or run them out. Don't pull out the passive-aggressivator 2000.
If people are insisting on dragging dog shit around your house don't invite them, or run them out. Don't pull out the passive-aggressivator 2000.
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Seeing ads for some kind of cling wrap applicator for when guests won't take their shoes off.
If people are insisting on dragging dog shit around your house don't invite them, or run them out. Don't pull out the passive-aggressivator 2000.
If people are insisting on dragging dog shit around your house don't invite them, or run them out. Don't pull out the passive-aggressivator 2000.
Forgot to take the turkey out to thaw it? It's not too late!
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Forgot to take the turkey out to thaw it? It's not too late!
You have the color scheme down already!
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
You have the color scheme down already!
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DENNY'S
November 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DENNY'S
When the inflatable bird hits right
November 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
When the inflatable bird hits right
I'm sorry you both have to both go through this. Our baby was miserable with any sort of cone, and I had to cut the bottom off the recovery onesie because she kept flopping over with both legs in the suit.
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I'm sorry you both have to both go through this. Our baby was miserable with any sort of cone, and I had to cut the bottom off the recovery onesie because she kept flopping over with both legs in the suit.
If I was a better writer I would write a vampire story set in Pittsburgh in the middle of the century.
30 days of night has nothing on permanent smog-dusk.
30 days of night has nothing on permanent smog-dusk.
November 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
If I was a better writer I would write a vampire story set in Pittsburgh in the middle of the century.
30 days of night has nothing on permanent smog-dusk.
30 days of night has nothing on permanent smog-dusk.
This is the suburb Akalla in Stockholm.
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
This is the suburb Akalla in Stockholm.
How your email reaches me.
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
How your email reaches me.
I went to look but found a less cognitively hazardous subreddit instead.
November 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I went to look but found a less cognitively hazardous subreddit instead.
We have tons of cat beds, perches, nap spots, and they're always welcome on the bed with us but one of the babies spends every night on a bath mat that she scrunches up into a bed.
Lately she's taken to dragging my socks in there with her before going to bed, as well.
Punishingly cute.
Lately she's taken to dragging my socks in there with her before going to bed, as well.
Punishingly cute.
November 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
We have tons of cat beds, perches, nap spots, and they're always welcome on the bed with us but one of the babies spends every night on a bath mat that she scrunches up into a bed.
Lately she's taken to dragging my socks in there with her before going to bed, as well.
Punishingly cute.
Lately she's taken to dragging my socks in there with her before going to bed, as well.
Punishingly cute.
I don't know who this asshole is but anyone searching out the term "groyper" to post some racist shit is a good one to block.
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I don't know who this asshole is but anyone searching out the term "groyper" to post some racist shit is a good one to block.