David Barsamian
@dbarsamian.bsky.social
Swamp Princess stan, plastic guitar collector, and Software Engineer, Xcode @ Apple.
@[email protected]
https://www.threads.net/@davidbarsam
@[email protected]
https://www.threads.net/@davidbarsam
valve-time baby
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
valve-time baby
THE NAME IS MAMDANI
November 5, 2025 at 7:32 AM
THE NAME IS MAMDANI
I wish there were Theo-like YouTubers but for other dev niches (not that I have anything against him personally I just don't care about TypeScript)
November 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I wish there were Theo-like YouTubers but for other dev niches (not that I have anything against him personally I just don't care about TypeScript)
Xcode's Intelligence Experience team, which had a hand in launching the coding assistant in Xcode 26 this year, is hiring! jobs.apple.com/en-us/details/...
Xcode Intelligence Experience Engineer - Jobs - Careers at Apple
Apply for a Xcode Intelligence Experience Engineer job at Apple. Read about the role and find out if it’s right for you.
jobs.apple.com
October 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Xcode's Intelligence Experience team, which had a hand in launching the coding assistant in Xcode 26 this year, is hiring! jobs.apple.com/en-us/details/...
seems like I'm in the bad half of the A/B test where YouTube transparently mangles videos with AI upscaling and sharpening so now anything that's not perfectly in focus is a smudgy mess
September 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
seems like I'm in the bad half of the A/B test where YouTube transparently mangles videos with AI upscaling and sharpening so now anything that's not perfectly in focus is a smudgy mess
I love game changer and dropout so much very mad I now have to wait for a new season
August 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I love game changer and dropout so much very mad I now have to wait for a new season
I can't tell if blippo+ is some kind of ARG or just an elaborate joke but either way I can't stop watching
August 22, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I can't tell if blippo+ is some kind of ARG or just an elaborate joke but either way I can't stop watching
Before I saw Cowboy Carter I'd basically spoiled the whole thing watching videos like this but the one thing I didn't fully appreciate is the US flag test card intro that opens the show. The whole show should be in the Louvre, but that intro deserves its own room.
Beyoncé - Cowboy Carter Tour at MetLife FULL (5/25/25) (4K HDR, BEST AUDIO)
Beyoncé brought her immense Cowboy Carter World Tour to MetLife Stadium for multiple sold out shows, including this one on May 25, 2025.
Camera: iPhone 14 Pro
Mic: Shure Motiv MV88
Timestamps (thanks to popseulgi!):
0:00 Video Start
2:45 AMERICAN REQUIEM
9:24 BLACKBIIRD
11:13 NATIONAL ANTHEM
12:24 FREEDOM
14:34 YA YA
17:20 Why Don't You Love Me
18:30 YA YA (Continued)
23:03 OH LOUISIANA
27:14 AMERICA HAS A PROBLEM
30:28 SPAGHETTI (with elements of Flawless
& Run the World)
34:04 FORMATION
37:25 MY HOUSE (with elements of Bow Down)
41:01 DIVA (with elements of TGIF and Like a Pimp)
48:24 ALLIGATOR TEARS
51:00 JUST FOR FUN
53:43 PROTECTOR
57:58 FLAMENCO
1:05:10 DESERT EAGLE
1:06:34 RIIVERDANCE
1:08:50 HANDS I| HEAVEN
1:13:08 TYRANT (with elements of Haunted)
1:16:37 THIQUE (with elements of Bills, Bills,
Bills)
1:19:36 LEVII'S JEANS
1:23:10 SWEET ★ HONEY
1:26:10 PURE/HONEY
1:27:19 SUMMER RENAISSANCE
1:28:06 BUCKIIN
1:35:08 TEXAS HOLD 'EM (PONY UP REMIX) (with elements of CHURCH GIRL)
1:39:57 CRAZY IN LOVE
1:41:32 SINGLE LADIES (with elements of Get
Me Bodied)
1:42:43 LOVE ON TOP
1:43:53 FREAKUM DRESS (snippet)
1:44:00 IRREPLACEABLE
1:45:46 IF I WERE A BOY
1:47:33 JOLENE
1:51:20 DADDY LESSONS
1:53:52 BODYGUARD
1:58:01 MOST WANTED
1:58:34 CUFF IT
2:01:04 CUFF IT (WETTER REMIX)/ DANCE
FOR YOU
2:01:49 HEATED (with elements of Boots on the Ground)
2:04:37 BEFORE I LET GO
2:11:46 DAUGHTER
2:17:26 I'M THAT GIRL (with elements of APESHIT)
2:21:35 COZY
2:25:48 ALIEN SUPERSTAR
2:28:32 BALLROOM INTERLUDE
2:30:53 DEJA BLUE
2:35:32 16 CARRIAGES
2:39:45 ENDING SPEECH
2:41:38 AMEN
youtu.be
July 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Before I saw Cowboy Carter I'd basically spoiled the whole thing watching videos like this but the one thing I didn't fully appreciate is the US flag test card intro that opens the show. The whole show should be in the Louvre, but that intro deserves its own room.
glad I could help Beyoncé rehearse for her Saturday LV performance
July 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
glad I could help Beyoncé rehearse for her Saturday LV performance
im about to return this damn switch
July 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
im about to return this damn switch
I wish I gave cowboy carter a full listen sooner because damn is it such a poignant, beautiful, perfect album
May 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I wish I gave cowboy carter a full listen sooner because damn is it such a poignant, beautiful, perfect album
you know a kbbq place is gonna be good when the tables are metal and at knee height
March 31, 2025 at 9:06 AM
you know a kbbq place is gonna be good when the tables are metal and at knee height
It would be great if Warby Parker would make all these cool styles they keep emailing me about in a more accessible width than "medium" 🥲
March 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
It would be great if Warby Parker would make all these cool styles they keep emailing me about in a more accessible width than "medium" 🥲
Kendrick's performance lives in my head rent free with the bills paid zero debt and a 850 credit score
February 12, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Kendrick's performance lives in my head rent free with the bills paid zero debt and a 850 credit score
the quality of instagram reels has been wild recently, just got a reel advertising coffee enemas
February 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
the quality of instagram reels has been wild recently, just got a reel advertising coffee enemas
you're telling me I have to wait A WEEK
January 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
you're telling me I have to wait A WEEK
the amp connected to my computer started having balance issues where the left channel would be louder than the right channel. I email their support and they say to twist the volume knob from min to max about 30 times. I do it. It works.
why
why
January 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
the amp connected to my computer started having balance issues where the left channel would be louder than the right channel. I email their support and they say to twist the volume knob from min to max about 30 times. I do it. It works.
why
why
starting the year right with some crunchy lung mmm mmm mmm do I love coughing
January 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
starting the year right with some crunchy lung mmm mmm mmm do I love coughing
didn't know I needed orchestral balatro music but I do
December 13, 2024 at 4:06 AM
didn't know I needed orchestral balatro music but I do
spending my thanksgiving week webfishing
November 24, 2024 at 6:39 AM
spending my thanksgiving week webfishing
eating Taco Bell in a car could heal generations
November 23, 2024 at 8:54 PM
eating Taco Bell in a car could heal generations
https://music.apple.com/us/album/gnx/1781270319
November 22, 2024 at 9:37 PM
https://music.apple.com/us/album/gnx/1781270319
arcane season two
November 16, 2024 at 10:37 AM
arcane season two
November 12, 2024 at 9:41 AM