David Barbrow
dbarbrow.bsky.social
David Barbrow
@dbarbrow.bsky.social
Software engineer when I worked for a living. Now studying French, getting back to piano.

Languages are cool. Just trying to be kind.

Originally a yinzer, now Tucson, AZ and Ann Arbor, MI.

Also @[email protected]

Pronouns: he/him/il/le/lui
o-p-h-t-h-a-l-m-o-l-o-g-i-s-t?
Is that what it spells on the tiny bottom line of the eye chart? I could never make that out but next time I’m gonna ace it!
November 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Reposted by David Barbrow
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works but don't use them to train Generative AI, FFS.
October 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The g is silent
October 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This reminds me that Detective Sargeant James Hathaway studied theology and came from seminary to join DI Lewis. Should you ever tire of academic or pastoral work, consider joining the force. You and Margaret could be the Nick and Nora Charles of the Thames Valley Police!

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October 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
"🎶 When constabulary work is to be done
(to be done)
a policeman's lot is not a happy one 🎶"
October 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Ah, they write not them now as they did write in former days
October 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The worm has been elevated to bishop.
October 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Sacre bleu! The Louvre was merely a distraction set up by the Northern Virginia cable thieves.
October 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Want an uplifting link? MacKensey Scott is trying to do some good:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MacKenz...
MacKenzie Scott - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
October 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Rust? If you own the means of production, it cannot be freed.
October 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Couperin for the win! What *is* it about that piece?

Made it my cell ringtone, makes getting phone calls so much nicer!
October 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I switched from Spotify to Deezer a couple of years ago and have been perfectly happy with it. It’s a French company, but the breadth of their English language catalog is indistinguishable from Spotify or Apple.

It’s the service Bergson would have used 🙂
October 9, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Is a fell swoop swell?
October 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Missed an opportunity to put the Cracker Barrel Guy in the headphones.
October 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
You say that as if it's a bad thing
October 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
"The past wasn't simpler. You were simpler."

(not sure of the source, verifiable attribution welcome!)
September 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I’ve appreciated Apple design for a long time, but I find the aesthetics of iOS 26 really off-putting. Having turned off what I could in Settings>Accessibility, I’d still choose v18 over the new look on phones.
September 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM