dayfud.bsky.social
@dayfud.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
You make your stand by ridding yourself of an ethnic slur for a team name, then go ahead and bow down to a former game-show host/pedophile?
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Howie Mandel's agent breathes a sigh of relief.
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Or: How I got my first speeding ticket when I was sixteen.
November 9, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Did I see TV Funny man Norman Fell (God Rest His Soul) three from the right?
November 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Um, would now be an awkward time to point out that Stevie B has already done some time in the pen?
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Trumpf.
November 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Subway could do a lot worse for a new spokesperson - I'm looking at you, Jared...
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I pooped."
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
We won't have to worry about her Messing up Manhattan anymore.
November 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
On the plus side, he can probably find his way back to the Oval Office now...
November 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Well, if it had been an actual disaster, Ted would have been in Cancun.
November 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
On the back of all his shoes is TGIF - "Toes go in first."
November 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Blow? Cushion? I get it.
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Fast? By my reckoning that took 237 years.
November 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Nero would blush.
November 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM