David Zack
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Bragging about acing a cognitive test is pretty much failing that cognitive test.
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Bragging about acing a cognitive test is pretty much failing that cognitive test.
Lilith would definitely have a particular set of skills....
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Lilith would definitely have a particular set of skills....
You'll be fine. If the Bar Wars episodes taught us anything, it's that Woody is surprisingly cunning.
November 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
You'll be fine. If the Bar Wars episodes taught us anything, it's that Woody is surprisingly cunning.
Didn't think we'd get confirmation quite this quickly.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Didn't think we'd get confirmation quite this quickly.
Over-reliance on Earth???
Is it saying that Jesus loses because he needed an atmosphere to live?
Is it saying that Jesus loses because he needed an atmosphere to live?
November 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Over-reliance on Earth???
Is it saying that Jesus loses because he needed an atmosphere to live?
Is it saying that Jesus loses because he needed an atmosphere to live?
There's a difference between it happening and it being your entire identity.
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
There's a difference between it happening and it being your entire identity.
Maybe you SHOULD be embarrassed about murdering someone. Also, you should be in prison...
November 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Maybe you SHOULD be embarrassed about murdering someone. Also, you should be in prison...
Failing to understand a problem until it affects you. What could be more Republican that that?
November 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Failing to understand a problem until it affects you. What could be more Republican that that?
Sounds like a terrorist threat....
November 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Sounds like a terrorist threat....
Of course she does. Ibuprofen doesn't grant you an instant divorce.
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Of course she does. Ibuprofen doesn't grant you an instant divorce.
I mean, the Coolidge administration was definitely transparent about the Epstein Files...
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I mean, the Coolidge administration was definitely transparent about the Epstein Files...
I never understand why Take isn't mortified that it gave a degree to this idiot ....
November 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I never understand why Take isn't mortified that it gave a degree to this idiot ....
Isn't that pretty much his only job?
November 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Isn't that pretty much his only job?
Right. So it's a way to tell which lies are knowing and which are delusional.
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Right. So it's a way to tell which lies are knowing and which are delusional.
This is a new linguistic tell. Lately he's been saying "are you ready" right before lying.
Of course, everything he says is a lie, so it may not be a foolproof tell...
Of course, everything he says is a lie, so it may not be a foolproof tell...
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is a new linguistic tell. Lately he's been saying "are you ready" right before lying.
Of course, everything he says is a lie, so it may not be a foolproof tell...
Of course, everything he says is a lie, so it may not be a foolproof tell...
But their efforts weren't to "expose fraud and vulnerabilities." Their efforts were to COMMIT fraud and exploit vulnerabilities. So they can all still be prosecuted.
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
But their efforts weren't to "expose fraud and vulnerabilities." Their efforts were to COMMIT fraud and exploit vulnerabilities. So they can all still be prosecuted.
Look, if the Democrats won't fight for the people, we'll fight for ourselves. Next step is a general strike. We. Are. Done.
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Look, if the Democrats won't fight for the people, we'll fight for ourselves. Next step is a general strike. We. Are. Done.
Counteroffer: We liquidate the $6 billion plus he's stolen and divide it equally amongst us. Then we put him in prison.
November 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Counteroffer: We liquidate the $6 billion plus he's stolen and divide it equally amongst us. Then we put him in prison.
I'm sure the states will get right on that...
November 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I'm sure the states will get right on that...
This is the craziest thing he's done since... Well, yesterday.
November 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
This is the craziest thing he's done since... Well, yesterday.
Oh THIS is where.... I was wondering...
November 7, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Oh THIS is where.... I was wondering...
So we should all start referring to Roberts as Madame Chief Justice until he gets it?
November 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
So we should all start referring to Roberts as Madame Chief Justice until he gets it?
To be fair, zero is a level nobody has ever seen before.
November 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
To be fair, zero is a level nobody has ever seen before.