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David
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The monsters turned out to be just trees.
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Name: David
Pronouns: He/him
Location: Southern IL. 😔
Interests: Taylor Swift, music, cats, spending money I shouldn’t, outdoors, finding the good in everything, sarcasm, naps, boys, reality television, how to make the world a better place, and concerts
Men always take their shirts off in the gym but never their shorts. 😔
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Trying to resist the vinyls fomo
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Ok someone smarter than me tell me what I can prop a wreath on to take pictures of my cat looking through it? Holding it up and holding treats is hard work
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
If my maintenance man does not come fix my water this week I’m gonna riot
November 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
My cat hates to see me scrolling TikTok for Christmas card picture inspiration.
November 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Cynthia ATE no good deed, I need it in my veins. I could watch that scene for the rest of my life and get chills every single time.
November 21, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Whoever plays drums in the wicked soundtrack deserves their *ss ate
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Reposted by David
Took me a second to work out the logistics here, Fred does like to fold himself into boxes in odd ways. Obviously I went in for danger tickles.
#catsofbluesky
November 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Going to finish my workout crying to the wicked for good soundtrack now
November 21, 2025 at 5:13 AM
So.. are we getting cardigan restock? Eras snow globe? What’s tomorrow bring? 😩
November 20, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Nobody told me how dirty a leather case would get…
November 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Not over how good wicked for good is.
November 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Someone tell me how tf to make this tree I have live. It’s my last live plant and it’s struggling. 😵‍💫
November 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Wicked for good is 100% worth the hype it’s getting. It was so beautifully done.
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Thunder woke me up and was loud enough to scare my cat so he started crying. Essentially started my morning on the floor with him trying to console him. Storm anxiety is shitty. 😭
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I should’ve gotten Diet Pepsi when I went to the store for a post gym treat. Rip to me 🥲
November 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
David stop opening this app at the gym, you know what’s going to pop up. 😵‍💫
November 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
There’s this smell and I don’t know how to explain it other than like steamed vegetables or something, but it’s outside and it’s giving me a headache. 😵‍💫
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
In the mood for a sweet treat but don’t have self control so I don’t keep any in the house 😪
November 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I just want to be well rested 🥲. Accidentally fell asleep and now it’s too late for the gym.
November 16, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Fucked up my sleep schedule last night and now all I want to do today is sleep.
November 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Having a get together at Jessi’s house without Jessi… y’all are weird. She needs to leave this man immediately. Take the kids and run. #SLOMW
November 14, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Taylor gives me bad vibes, I feel like she’s a republican. I also only see Jillian Michaels when I see her. #SLOMW
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Y’all should like idk, label your nsfw content as such?
November 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
If she doesn’t give us that eras tour snow globe I’ll riot. (But wait until after therapy please)
November 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM