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David
@davidmlujan.bsky.social
🇲🇽 Chicano | He/Él |📍NYC

Real Housewives connoisseur | Aspiring Runner | skeet like a boomer |
Yoga!!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 AM
We have to STOP looking to celebrities, politicians, and all other public figures to rescue us from this administration! It’s up to us, the people, to resist and fight together for one another and STOP thinking these other people are going to save us
February 3, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Taylor Swift was robbed!
February 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I am on a crusade to normalize paying for hookups Ubers in NYC- especially during winter months.

WHOS WITH ME!!!!
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February 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Celebrating my 100th skeet
February 2, 2025 at 12:40 PM
The way THE GAYS on Grindr be recycling their same pictures from HINGE is hilarious.

On HINGE: Looking for a life partner who likes to cuddle

On GRINDR: 2024 record 67 load😈
February 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
she reads y’all
Did you follow the news this week? - Jan. 31, 2025
See how well you stack up with other Times readers.
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January 31, 2025 at 2:04 PM
The way gays be out here coordinating multiple hookups in a day within working hours, I swear they be having time turners
January 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
consumers has so much power. Tell everyone in your life who still has a twitter to delete it!
January 25, 2025 at 11:44 AM
bye bye tok tok
January 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
RIP TikTok
January 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
happy friday boyzzzz
January 17, 2025 at 5:52 AM
deleted Facebook today. 😇
January 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I am truly in shock that Carrie Underwood is performing at his inauguration. It’s feeling like people are just going, “Well we might as well welcome him in at this point.” It’s so tragic. I never was a fan but I can’t imagine how this must feel for so many of her fans. Many who are friends of mine.
January 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
today I attempted to be a running tiktok-er and film my run through Central Park. I failed. I dunno how these kids out here running and video recording themselves at the same time.
January 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
to this day I will constantly quote Superficial by Heidi Montag.
January 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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January 12, 2025 at 6:17 AM
realizing you are the problem in your relationship
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January 12, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Reading a lot of funny commentary regarding the Golden Globe wins. If you’ve work/worked in the industry, the Golden Globes are the RuPaul Drag Race of award shows, AKA CAMP. It’s an overt secret. Celebrities even joke about that fact during the red carpet and award show. It’s just very niche
January 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
She was in crossroads #NeverForget
January 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I love her but TS doesn’t have the best track record with the famous friends she picks.
January 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM