... being a disaster and the players being a disgrace. I mean, be serious. Australia have better players, are at home, and it's a very hard place to play. That's it. England's best chance of winning a test in this series is playing exactly the same way they are, just a bit better, and a bit luckier.

Main thought watching Tottenham this season is simply "these are not particularly good football players"

I actually think Spurs are playing pretty well for a group of people who have clearly never met each other before

Every single touch of the ball by a Spurs player is imprecise. Every single one

Pete Waterman?

It's all much of a muchness at the moment, isn't it? He's searching for a team, and i'm not sure this XI is that much weaker than Sunday's...