David Matheny
@davidmatheny1.bsky.social
Retired news junkie. Relentlessly rational. Follows to shape feed.
Epstein (Trump) v1.1
[Alice Cooper "Caffeine"]
[Verse 1]
I'm in an anxious state
I just can't sleep
Then we were into youths, but now the naked truth
It could be the end of me 1/10
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[Alice Cooper "Caffeine"]
[Verse 1]
I'm in an anxious state
I just can't sleep
Then we were into youths, but now the naked truth
It could be the end of me 1/10
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
February 15, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Epstein (Trump) v1.1
[Alice Cooper "Caffeine"]
[Verse 1]
I'm in an anxious state
I just can't sleep
Then we were into youths, but now the naked truth
It could be the end of me 1/10
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[Alice Cooper "Caffeine"]
[Verse 1]
I'm in an anxious state
I just can't sleep
Then we were into youths, but now the naked truth
It could be the end of me 1/10
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
What’s Trump Got To Do With It v1.1
[Tina Turner "What’s Love Got To Do With It"]
[Verse 1]
It's so hard to grasp how a vulgar jackass
Was the voters' choice
We showed Trump the door when he bungled before
And the world rejoiced 1/11
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[Tina Turner "What’s Love Got To Do With It"]
[Verse 1]
It's so hard to grasp how a vulgar jackass
Was the voters' choice
We showed Trump the door when he bungled before
And the world rejoiced 1/11
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
February 14, 2026 at 6:34 PM
What’s Trump Got To Do With It v1.1
[Tina Turner "What’s Love Got To Do With It"]
[Verse 1]
It's so hard to grasp how a vulgar jackass
Was the voters' choice
We showed Trump the door when he bungled before
And the world rejoiced 1/11
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[Tina Turner "What’s Love Got To Do With It"]
[Verse 1]
It's so hard to grasp how a vulgar jackass
Was the voters' choice
We showed Trump the door when he bungled before
And the world rejoiced 1/11
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
Orange Grifter (Trump) v1.3
["Moon River" by Henry Mancini & Johnny Mercer]
Orange Grifter, lying with a smile
You're dodging Epstein island sleaze
You gaslighter, you inciter
Though you peddle nonsense, some suckers believe 1/4
["Moon River" by Henry Mancini & Johnny Mercer]
Orange Grifter, lying with a smile
You're dodging Epstein island sleaze
You gaslighter, you inciter
Though you peddle nonsense, some suckers believe 1/4
February 13, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Orange Grifter (Trump) v1.3
["Moon River" by Henry Mancini & Johnny Mercer]
Orange Grifter, lying with a smile
You're dodging Epstein island sleaze
You gaslighter, you inciter
Though you peddle nonsense, some suckers believe 1/4
["Moon River" by Henry Mancini & Johnny Mercer]
Orange Grifter, lying with a smile
You're dodging Epstein island sleaze
You gaslighter, you inciter
Though you peddle nonsense, some suckers believe 1/4
Trump Wrecking Ball (GOP)
[Miley Cyrus "Wrecking Ball"]
[Verse 1]
Trump works and strains to inflict pains
Drones watch, never asking why
Our souls we sell, under Trump's spell
His cult we cannot deny 1/12
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[Miley Cyrus "Wrecking Ball"]
[Verse 1]
Trump works and strains to inflict pains
Drones watch, never asking why
Our souls we sell, under Trump's spell
His cult we cannot deny 1/12
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
February 12, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Trump Wrecking Ball (GOP)
[Miley Cyrus "Wrecking Ball"]
[Verse 1]
Trump works and strains to inflict pains
Drones watch, never asking why
Our souls we sell, under Trump's spell
His cult we cannot deny 1/12
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[Miley Cyrus "Wrecking Ball"]
[Verse 1]
Trump works and strains to inflict pains
Drones watch, never asking why
Our souls we sell, under Trump's spell
His cult we cannot deny 1/12
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
GOP Lyin’ Eyes v1.2
[Eagles "Lyin’ Eyes"]
[Verse 1]
Politicians seem to find out early
How to fool their voters with a smile
And billionaires all tell them not to worry
'Cause "dark money" can let them rule in style 1/8
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[Eagles "Lyin’ Eyes"]
[Verse 1]
Politicians seem to find out early
How to fool their voters with a smile
And billionaires all tell them not to worry
'Cause "dark money" can let them rule in style 1/8
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
February 11, 2026 at 8:35 PM
GOP Lyin’ Eyes v1.2
[Eagles "Lyin’ Eyes"]
[Verse 1]
Politicians seem to find out early
How to fool their voters with a smile
And billionaires all tell them not to worry
'Cause "dark money" can let them rule in style 1/8
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[Eagles "Lyin’ Eyes"]
[Verse 1]
Politicians seem to find out early
How to fool their voters with a smile
And billionaires all tell them not to worry
'Cause "dark money" can let them rule in style 1/8
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
The Ballad of Pedophile Isle v1.2
["The Ballad of Gilligan's Isle" theme for Gilligan's Island]
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of teen abuse,
Exposing pervert party times,
For which there's no excuse. 1/8
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
["The Ballad of Gilligan's Isle" theme for Gilligan's Island]
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of teen abuse,
Exposing pervert party times,
For which there's no excuse. 1/8
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
February 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
The Ballad of Pedophile Isle v1.2
["The Ballad of Gilligan's Isle" theme for Gilligan's Island]
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of teen abuse,
Exposing pervert party times,
For which there's no excuse. 1/8
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
["The Ballad of Gilligan's Isle" theme for Gilligan's Island]
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of teen abuse,
Exposing pervert party times,
For which there's no excuse. 1/8
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
Why Donald Trump v1.4
[Village People "Y.M.C.A."]
[Verse 1]
U.S., your democracy failed, I said
U.S., Donald Trump should be jailed, I said
U.S., his fascism's not veiled
He is stealing all your freedoms 1/10
:
[Village People "Y.M.C.A."]
[Verse 1]
U.S., your democracy failed, I said
U.S., Donald Trump should be jailed, I said
U.S., his fascism's not veiled
He is stealing all your freedoms 1/10
:
February 9, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Why Donald Trump v1.4
[Village People "Y.M.C.A."]
[Verse 1]
U.S., your democracy failed, I said
U.S., Donald Trump should be jailed, I said
U.S., his fascism's not veiled
He is stealing all your freedoms 1/10
:
[Village People "Y.M.C.A."]
[Verse 1]
U.S., your democracy failed, I said
U.S., Donald Trump should be jailed, I said
U.S., his fascism's not veiled
He is stealing all your freedoms 1/10
:
Donald Trump (song) v1.5
[The Coasters "Charlie Brown"]
Bing bing, bong bong, bing bong boom
We smell glitz in Trump's tacky gold ballroom 1/9
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[The Coasters "Charlie Brown"]
Bing bing, bong bong, bing bong boom
We smell glitz in Trump's tacky gold ballroom 1/9
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
February 8, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Donald Trump (song) v1.5
[The Coasters "Charlie Brown"]
Bing bing, bong bong, bing bong boom
We smell glitz in Trump's tacky gold ballroom 1/9
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[The Coasters "Charlie Brown"]
Bing bing, bong bong, bing bong boom
We smell glitz in Trump's tacky gold ballroom 1/9
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
Stephen Miller's an Angry Ghoul
["It’s Only a Paper Moon" Ella Fitzgerald and others]
Stephen Miller's an angry ghoul
Studies Goebbels to find advice
But there's danger in make-believe
When fools believe cult lies 1/5
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
["It’s Only a Paper Moon" Ella Fitzgerald and others]
Stephen Miller's an angry ghoul
Studies Goebbels to find advice
But there's danger in make-believe
When fools believe cult lies 1/5
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
February 7, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Stephen Miller's an Angry Ghoul
["It’s Only a Paper Moon" Ella Fitzgerald and others]
Stephen Miller's an angry ghoul
Studies Goebbels to find advice
But there's danger in make-believe
When fools believe cult lies 1/5
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
["It’s Only a Paper Moon" Ella Fitzgerald and others]
Stephen Miller's an angry ghoul
Studies Goebbels to find advice
But there's danger in make-believe
When fools believe cult lies 1/5
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
Meme Coins Are a Trump’s Best Friend v1.2
[Jule Styne & Leo Robin "Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend"]
[Intro]
Most Democrats respect the law
It's valued in their tribe
But I prefer the GOP
They're more inclined to bribe 0/7
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[Jule Styne & Leo Robin "Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend"]
[Intro]
Most Democrats respect the law
It's valued in their tribe
But I prefer the GOP
They're more inclined to bribe 0/7
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
February 6, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Meme Coins Are a Trump’s Best Friend v1.2
[Jule Styne & Leo Robin "Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend"]
[Intro]
Most Democrats respect the law
It's valued in their tribe
But I prefer the GOP
They're more inclined to bribe 0/7
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[Jule Styne & Leo Robin "Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend"]
[Intro]
Most Democrats respect the law
It's valued in their tribe
But I prefer the GOP
They're more inclined to bribe 0/7
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
Can We Redact My Name
[Gordon Lightfoot "Did She Mention My Name"]
[Verse 1]
Jeffrey Epstein was an old pal with whom I partied hard
His island sex adventures were seen as avant-garde
Is the fat now in the fire? Are we partyers fair game?
And BTW, can we redact my name? 1/5
[Gordon Lightfoot "Did She Mention My Name"]
[Verse 1]
Jeffrey Epstein was an old pal with whom I partied hard
His island sex adventures were seen as avant-garde
Is the fat now in the fire? Are we partyers fair game?
And BTW, can we redact my name? 1/5
February 5, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Can We Redact My Name
[Gordon Lightfoot "Did She Mention My Name"]
[Verse 1]
Jeffrey Epstein was an old pal with whom I partied hard
His island sex adventures were seen as avant-garde
Is the fat now in the fire? Are we partyers fair game?
And BTW, can we redact my name? 1/5
[Gordon Lightfoot "Did She Mention My Name"]
[Verse 1]
Jeffrey Epstein was an old pal with whom I partied hard
His island sex adventures were seen as avant-garde
Is the fat now in the fire? Are we partyers fair game?
And BTW, can we redact my name? 1/5
Donny Built an Angry Cult (poem, song) v1.6
[Mary Had a Little Lamb]
Donny built an angry cult
With skin as white as snow
And all the racist lies he told
Helped White nostalgia grow 1/7
#TrumpPoem #TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[Mary Had a Little Lamb]
Donny built an angry cult
With skin as white as snow
And all the racist lies he told
Helped White nostalgia grow 1/7
#TrumpPoem #TrumpSong #TrumpCult
February 4, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Donny Built an Angry Cult (poem, song) v1.6
[Mary Had a Little Lamb]
Donny built an angry cult
With skin as white as snow
And all the racist lies he told
Helped White nostalgia grow 1/7
#TrumpPoem #TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[Mary Had a Little Lamb]
Donny built an angry cult
With skin as white as snow
And all the racist lies he told
Helped White nostalgia grow 1/7
#TrumpPoem #TrumpSong #TrumpCult
The Stephen the Monster Show
[The Milton the Monster Show theme song]
There's grilling and killing, detention camp filling
It's Stephen the Monster's show
There's evil unsparing done by the uncaring
In Stephen the Monster's show 1/3
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[The Milton the Monster Show theme song]
There's grilling and killing, detention camp filling
It's Stephen the Monster's show
There's evil unsparing done by the uncaring
In Stephen the Monster's show 1/3
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
February 3, 2026 at 8:13 PM
The Stephen the Monster Show
[The Milton the Monster Show theme song]
There's grilling and killing, detention camp filling
It's Stephen the Monster's show
There's evil unsparing done by the uncaring
In Stephen the Monster's show 1/3
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[The Milton the Monster Show theme song]
There's grilling and killing, detention camp filling
It's Stephen the Monster's show
There's evil unsparing done by the uncaring
In Stephen the Monster's show 1/3
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
I'll Cross the Line (Trump) v1.1
[Johnny Cash and The Tennessee Two "I Walk the Line"]
I've been a selfish bastard all my life
I get a kick out of causing pain and strife
I'm always lusting for a younger wife
To make stuff mine, I'll cross the line 1/5
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[Johnny Cash and The Tennessee Two "I Walk the Line"]
I've been a selfish bastard all my life
I get a kick out of causing pain and strife
I'm always lusting for a younger wife
To make stuff mine, I'll cross the line 1/5
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
February 2, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I'll Cross the Line (Trump) v1.1
[Johnny Cash and The Tennessee Two "I Walk the Line"]
I've been a selfish bastard all my life
I get a kick out of causing pain and strife
I'm always lusting for a younger wife
To make stuff mine, I'll cross the line 1/5
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[Johnny Cash and The Tennessee Two "I Walk the Line"]
I've been a selfish bastard all my life
I get a kick out of causing pain and strife
I'm always lusting for a younger wife
To make stuff mine, I'll cross the line 1/5
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
Tinkle Tinkle Billionaire (a GOP prayer) v1.6
[Twinkle Twinkle Little Star]
Tinkle, tinkle, billionaire
Trickle down what you can spare
Up above the common crowd
Like a golden shower cloud 1/5
#GOPcult #TrumpCult
[Twinkle Twinkle Little Star]
Tinkle, tinkle, billionaire
Trickle down what you can spare
Up above the common crowd
Like a golden shower cloud 1/5
#GOPcult #TrumpCult
February 1, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Tinkle Tinkle Billionaire (a GOP prayer) v1.6
[Twinkle Twinkle Little Star]
Tinkle, tinkle, billionaire
Trickle down what you can spare
Up above the common crowd
Like a golden shower cloud 1/5
#GOPcult #TrumpCult
[Twinkle Twinkle Little Star]
Tinkle, tinkle, billionaire
Trickle down what you can spare
Up above the common crowd
Like a golden shower cloud 1/5
#GOPcult #TrumpCult
Can’t Dump Trump (GOP) v1.1
[Lucinda Williams "Can’t Let Go"]
[Verse 1]
He fooled the voters one more time
He'll give our children reasons to cry
Yeah, he's evil, we know it but we can't dump Trump 1/10
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[Lucinda Williams "Can’t Let Go"]
[Verse 1]
He fooled the voters one more time
He'll give our children reasons to cry
Yeah, he's evil, we know it but we can't dump Trump 1/10
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
January 31, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Can’t Dump Trump (GOP) v1.1
[Lucinda Williams "Can’t Let Go"]
[Verse 1]
He fooled the voters one more time
He'll give our children reasons to cry
Yeah, he's evil, we know it but we can't dump Trump 1/10
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[Lucinda Williams "Can’t Let Go"]
[Verse 1]
He fooled the voters one more time
He'll give our children reasons to cry
Yeah, he's evil, we know it but we can't dump Trump 1/10
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
With Trump on Our Side v1.2
[Bob Dylan "With God on Our Side"]
With a soft life of privilege
Young Donny could play
His years as a young man
Were partied away
And the voices of women
His gropes traumatized
Were silenced by lawyers
With Trumps on their side 1/10
[Bob Dylan "With God on Our Side"]
With a soft life of privilege
Young Donny could play
His years as a young man
Were partied away
And the voices of women
His gropes traumatized
Were silenced by lawyers
With Trumps on their side 1/10
January 30, 2026 at 9:38 PM
With Trump on Our Side v1.2
[Bob Dylan "With God on Our Side"]
With a soft life of privilege
Young Donny could play
His years as a young man
Were partied away
And the voices of women
His gropes traumatized
Were silenced by lawyers
With Trumps on their side 1/10
[Bob Dylan "With God on Our Side"]
With a soft life of privilege
Young Donny could play
His years as a young man
Were partied away
And the voices of women
His gropes traumatized
Were silenced by lawyers
With Trumps on their side 1/10
That’s Dementia (Trump, GOP)
[Dean Martin "That’s Amore"]
[Intro]
(In GOP where Trump is king)
(When some dare speak)
(Here's what they sing) 0/5
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[Dean Martin "That’s Amore"]
[Intro]
(In GOP where Trump is king)
(When some dare speak)
(Here's what they sing) 0/5
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
January 29, 2026 at 9:31 PM
That’s Dementia (Trump, GOP)
[Dean Martin "That’s Amore"]
[Intro]
(In GOP where Trump is king)
(When some dare speak)
(Here's what they sing) 0/5
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[Dean Martin "That’s Amore"]
[Intro]
(In GOP where Trump is king)
(When some dare speak)
(Here's what they sing) 0/5
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
He'll Flush Away (Trump)
[Albert E. Brumley "I’ll Fly Away"]
[Verse 1]
Some glad morning when he's run his race
He’ll flush away
Straight to Hell if God has such a place
He’ll flush away 1/6
[Albert E. Brumley "I’ll Fly Away"]
[Verse 1]
Some glad morning when he's run his race
He’ll flush away
Straight to Hell if God has such a place
He’ll flush away 1/6
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 PM
He'll Flush Away (Trump)
[Albert E. Brumley "I’ll Fly Away"]
[Verse 1]
Some glad morning when he's run his race
He’ll flush away
Straight to Hell if God has such a place
He’ll flush away 1/6
[Albert E. Brumley "I’ll Fly Away"]
[Verse 1]
Some glad morning when he's run his race
He’ll flush away
Straight to Hell if God has such a place
He’ll flush away 1/6
Beware Stephen Miller ICE Goon Squads v1.2
["Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" movie]
Beware Stephen Miller ICE goon squads!
Beware Stephen Miller ICE goon squads!
They'll chase you, rough you
Shoot you, cuff you
Trample on your rights
Then drag you away to hold out of sight! 1/6
["Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" movie]
Beware Stephen Miller ICE goon squads!
Beware Stephen Miller ICE goon squads!
They'll chase you, rough you
Shoot you, cuff you
Trample on your rights
Then drag you away to hold out of sight! 1/6
January 27, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Beware Stephen Miller ICE Goon Squads v1.2
["Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" movie]
Beware Stephen Miller ICE goon squads!
Beware Stephen Miller ICE goon squads!
They'll chase you, rough you
Shoot you, cuff you
Trample on your rights
Then drag you away to hold out of sight! 1/6
["Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" movie]
Beware Stephen Miller ICE goon squads!
Beware Stephen Miller ICE goon squads!
They'll chase you, rough you
Shoot you, cuff you
Trample on your rights
Then drag you away to hold out of sight! 1/6
Ain't They Weird (Trump) v1.4
[Gene Austin "Ain't She Sweet"]
Oh ain't they weird?
Even worse than what we feared
Yes I ask you very apprehensively
Ain't they weird? 1/9
Oh ain't Trump nuts?
We had hoped for just a putz
But I ask you very evidentially
Ain't Trump nuts? 2/9
[Gene Austin "Ain't She Sweet"]
Oh ain't they weird?
Even worse than what we feared
Yes I ask you very apprehensively
Ain't they weird? 1/9
Oh ain't Trump nuts?
We had hoped for just a putz
But I ask you very evidentially
Ain't Trump nuts? 2/9
January 26, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Ain't They Weird (Trump) v1.4
[Gene Austin "Ain't She Sweet"]
Oh ain't they weird?
Even worse than what we feared
Yes I ask you very apprehensively
Ain't they weird? 1/9
Oh ain't Trump nuts?
We had hoped for just a putz
But I ask you very evidentially
Ain't Trump nuts? 2/9
[Gene Austin "Ain't She Sweet"]
Oh ain't they weird?
Even worse than what we feared
Yes I ask you very apprehensively
Ain't they weird? 1/9
Oh ain't Trump nuts?
We had hoped for just a putz
But I ask you very evidentially
Ain't Trump nuts? 2/9
When Trump Grabs USA v1.4
[Lee Greenwood "God Bless the USA"]
Some courts exposed my shrunken worth
Overstated all my life
But as POTUS I'll get graft and bribes
Causing chaos, pain and strife 1/7
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[Lee Greenwood "God Bless the USA"]
Some courts exposed my shrunken worth
Overstated all my life
But as POTUS I'll get graft and bribes
Causing chaos, pain and strife 1/7
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
January 25, 2026 at 3:35 PM
When Trump Grabs USA v1.4
[Lee Greenwood "God Bless the USA"]
Some courts exposed my shrunken worth
Overstated all my life
But as POTUS I'll get graft and bribes
Causing chaos, pain and strife 1/7
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[Lee Greenwood "God Bless the USA"]
Some courts exposed my shrunken worth
Overstated all my life
But as POTUS I'll get graft and bribes
Causing chaos, pain and strife 1/7
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
Shootin' Out My Back Hole (RFK Jr) v1.1
[CCR "Lookin' Out My Back Door"]
Just got back from CDC, old director hates me
Had to fire her, find a drone I can control
Hallucinations set in, pretty soon I'm sweatin'
Plans, plans, plans, shootin' out my back hole 1/5
[CCR "Lookin' Out My Back Door"]
Just got back from CDC, old director hates me
Had to fire her, find a drone I can control
Hallucinations set in, pretty soon I'm sweatin'
Plans, plans, plans, shootin' out my back hole 1/5
January 24, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Shootin' Out My Back Hole (RFK Jr) v1.1
[CCR "Lookin' Out My Back Door"]
Just got back from CDC, old director hates me
Had to fire her, find a drone I can control
Hallucinations set in, pretty soon I'm sweatin'
Plans, plans, plans, shootin' out my back hole 1/5
[CCR "Lookin' Out My Back Door"]
Just got back from CDC, old director hates me
Had to fire her, find a drone I can control
Hallucinations set in, pretty soon I'm sweatin'
Plans, plans, plans, shootin' out my back hole 1/5
Trump's So Vain
[Carly Simon "You’re So Vain"]
[Verse 1]
Trump posed on The Apprentice as a bigshot who'd own a yacht
His hair strategically raked like barnyard straw
His face it was apricot
He could gaslight in such brazen ways, a natural scambot 1/12
[Carly Simon "You’re So Vain"]
[Verse 1]
Trump posed on The Apprentice as a bigshot who'd own a yacht
His hair strategically raked like barnyard straw
His face it was apricot
He could gaslight in such brazen ways, a natural scambot 1/12
January 23, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Trump's So Vain
[Carly Simon "You’re So Vain"]
[Verse 1]
Trump posed on The Apprentice as a bigshot who'd own a yacht
His hair strategically raked like barnyard straw
His face it was apricot
He could gaslight in such brazen ways, a natural scambot 1/12
[Carly Simon "You’re So Vain"]
[Verse 1]
Trump posed on The Apprentice as a bigshot who'd own a yacht
His hair strategically raked like barnyard straw
His face it was apricot
He could gaslight in such brazen ways, a natural scambot 1/12
Trump Stinks v1.2
[The J. Geils Band "Love Stinks"]
You've got cash
But Trump's got spin
When he comes for your money
You fools can't win
And so it goes
'Til the day you die
The grifter called Trump
He's gonna bleed you dry 1/10
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[The J. Geils Band "Love Stinks"]
You've got cash
But Trump's got spin
When he comes for your money
You fools can't win
And so it goes
'Til the day you die
The grifter called Trump
He's gonna bleed you dry 1/10
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
January 22, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Trump Stinks v1.2
[The J. Geils Band "Love Stinks"]
You've got cash
But Trump's got spin
When he comes for your money
You fools can't win
And so it goes
'Til the day you die
The grifter called Trump
He's gonna bleed you dry 1/10
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[The J. Geils Band "Love Stinks"]
You've got cash
But Trump's got spin
When he comes for your money
You fools can't win
And so it goes
'Til the day you die
The grifter called Trump
He's gonna bleed you dry 1/10
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult