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David Lee Zweifler
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Work in Analog, Nature Futures, and Saturday Evening Post. Married real estate novelist. Temu stoic. Inactive active-level SFWA. Half Canadian and half polite. Bad Codexian. Transally. https://linktr.ee/zweifler
Thanks to DOCTOR @saraluckelman.bsky.social for the great review of Dad Jokes. sffreviews.com/tag/david-le...
David Lee Zweifler – SFF Reviews
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January 29, 2026 at 6:10 PM
I wonder if this includes individuals who received a presidential pardon . abcnews4.com/news/local/r...
Rep. Mace introduces bills to bar felons from working federal & DC government jobs
U.S. Rep. Nancy Mace introduced two bills to prohibit people convicted of violent crimes from working for the federal and the District of Columbia governments.
abcnews4.com
January 21, 2026 at 11:35 AM
My son, having lunch at IHOP: Should I get a hot chocolate? Why not? It's 8 o'clock in the morning, SOMEWHERE...
January 18, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Just my luck that my unhealthy stress-related weight loss arrives at the same time that Ozempic becomes popular.

This is all natty people!
January 17, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I'm beginning to think that doomscrolling wasn't the best way to start my day off.
January 13, 2026 at 2:18 PM
I know I sound like a conspiracy nut, but I think all the doctors who are pushing the benefits of hydration are in the pocket of Big Toilet.
January 13, 2026 at 2:41 AM
It's nice that Christopher Nolan is making a Minority Report for people with IQs under 100.
January 1, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Person who is continuously trying to burn my house down: Fire is inevitable so instead of griping you should try to focus on all of the good things that fire can do for you.
December 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I've lost 25 pounds (!!) due to a recent illness. #AMA. 🧵
December 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Honestly, folks, if you think we're being mean to tourists, you should see what we do to our citizens and legal residents.
Requiring temporary visitors to surrender five years of social media to the U.S. sends the message that the American commitment to free speech is pretense. This simply is not the behavior of a country confident in its freedoms.

It's a threat to free speech around the world and must be opposed.
Foreign tourists could be required to disclose 5 years of social media histories under Trump administration plan
The Customs and Border Protection proposal would apply even to countries that don't require visas to enter.
www.nbcnews.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
My son: (Practicing sparse bebop/hard-bop drumming using tight ride cymbal swing with syncopated comping on snare and toms, on his drum set.)

Me (From upstairs): DAMNIT BOY! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU? NO PLANNING NOIR BANK HEISTS IN THE HOUSE AFTER 7 PM!
December 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Drinking my first espresso while not fully recovered from the worst flu I have ever had.

My brain is like a 100-year-old entrepreneur laying out ambitious plans for the next year. My body is saying: "Well, that all sounds very exciting but let's see how things go today shall we?"
December 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
My dog as I struggle with the flu: Master is sick. I shall protect him from squirrels.

My cats: Hoping for the best of course, but if he dies I have dibs on the eyes.
December 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
If you have no education debt, your kids are grown, your mortgage is paid on a property with thirty years of low-interest-rate equity built in, and your healthcare is provided free by the government, please understand why I view your optimism about the future with a certain degree of skepticism.
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
In my sophomore year of high school, I received a lower-than-expected grade on my final exam from a teacher.

I was recently shocked to learn that this woman is a narco terrorist.

Who can I contact about this? 🤣
December 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Until I get the melanoma removed, I'm going to make it super, super uncomfortable for anyone trying to trick me with the "Does your face hurt? Well, it's killing me!" joke. ("Well, it's killing me also! Are you happy now?!")
December 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Sauron is working at Cheesecake Factory now
November 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Say what you want about our current administration, we're not going to have to pass Draconian measures to bring down tourism in the US this year: European Cities In Imposing Stricter Tourist Tax To Regulate Visitor Numbers share.google/CIWTVupb09IF...
Amsterdam Joins Paris, Vienna, Brussels, Berlin, Budapest, Rome, And Other Premier European Cities In Imposing Stricter Tourist Tax To Regulate Visitor Numbers And Enhance Urban Livability - Travel An...
Amsterdam joins Paris, Vienna, Brussels, Berlin, Budapest, Rome, and other premier European cities in imposing stricter tourist tax to regulate visitor numbers and enhance urban livability.
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November 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
CNBC buries the lede a bit when they get a private equity expert to admit that the "retailization" of private equity is designed to tranfer their unsellable assets to individuals... in the last few paragraphs of the story. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/12/w...
Why private equity is stuck with 'zombie companies' it can't sell
Private equity firms are facing a new reality: a growing crop of companies that can neither thrive nor die, lingering in portfolios like the undead.
www.cnbc.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The chilling final chapter to Y'All Go Die Now, Y'Hear and Bless Your Disembodied Heart.

If you only read one stereotypical Southern horror novel this year... let it be... Author's Name's, The Monsters In Them There Woods.
New premade book cover available
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Watson given attention for another discovery that was first made by Rosalind Franklin. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/07/s...
James D. Watson, Co-Discoverer of the Structure of DNA, Is Dead at 97
www.nytimes.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
To paraphrase Big Daddy Kane, foraging ain't easy.
September 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM