I like that measuring stick.

Pumpkin: must be eaten with as much whipped cream as pie.

Good lord, we can only hope....

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I sat next to him in the press box at the 49ers-Ravens Super Bowl. Really shoulda kept an eye out for the milk....

Fried chicken at Willie Mae's has taken up permanent residence in my head daily.

Punishments have definitely changed! When I was a kid at daycare, if we said a bad word, we’d have to stick out our tongue and the woman who looked after us put a drop of hot sauce in it. Had to keep our tongue out for a minute with the hot sauce on it.

It is forever only Tuesday

Have you checked if they have one of those license plates?

In San Francisco in the 00s, they would tear off the transfer with the 24-hr clock times listed so you knew how long it was good for. Some bus drivers were more generous with the length of the transfer.

I made it! It wasn’t pretty on the final ten miles, but I beat my goal time by 26 seconds!

And for a little luck: Go Birds!

The proverbial calm before the storm.