David, The King of Kemptown
@davidbtn2.bsky.social
Welsh, Brightonian, London librarian (and writer). The G & Q in LGBTQ+ (he/him) and the first King of Kemptown 🤴
You just died. The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
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November 27, 2025 at 9:15 AM
You just died. The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
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I see in their rush to be transphobic, the BBC has removed their factual error about Sophia's age but persist in referring to her as a 'biological male'.
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I see in their rush to be transphobic, the BBC has removed their factual error about Sophia's age but persist in referring to her as a 'biological male'.
Also interesting, given the BBC has been accused of being pro-trans (or something) to portray Linehan as the victim and their factual error to make the actual victim out to be an adult when she wasn't, and their language in referring to her.
Pro-trans my arse 🙄
Pro-trans my arse 🙄
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Also interesting, given the BBC has been accused of being pro-trans (or something) to portray Linehan as the victim and their factual error to make the actual victim out to be an adult when she wasn't, and their language in referring to her.
Pro-trans my arse 🙄
Pro-trans my arse 🙄
How accurate is the translation?
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
How accurate is the translation?
Oh yes please! 😂😂😂
What carols do we reckon?
(An all) White Christmas
O Come All Ye Faithful (no, not you)
Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town (on temporary working visa only)
I Saw Three Ships (and sent them right back to where they came from)
What carols do we reckon?
(An all) White Christmas
O Come All Ye Faithful (no, not you)
Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town (on temporary working visa only)
I Saw Three Ships (and sent them right back to where they came from)
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Oh yes please! 😂😂😂
What carols do we reckon?
(An all) White Christmas
O Come All Ye Faithful (no, not you)
Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town (on temporary working visa only)
I Saw Three Ships (and sent them right back to where they came from)
What carols do we reckon?
(An all) White Christmas
O Come All Ye Faithful (no, not you)
Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town (on temporary working visa only)
I Saw Three Ships (and sent them right back to where they came from)
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
A literally grew up looking at said hill/mountain 💕
A literally grew up looking at said hill/mountain 💕
November 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
A literally grew up looking at said hill/mountain 💕
A literally grew up looking at said hill/mountain 💕
As it's Wicked week, here's a journalist creating her very own straw man by inventing a ridiculous hypothetical in order to show that her views are entirely reasonable.
'Imagine' 🙄
If you have to resort to this, your views are anything but reasonable.
'Imagine' 🙄
If you have to resort to this, your views are anything but reasonable.
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
As it's Wicked week, here's a journalist creating her very own straw man by inventing a ridiculous hypothetical in order to show that her views are entirely reasonable.
'Imagine' 🙄
If you have to resort to this, your views are anything but reasonable.
'Imagine' 🙄
If you have to resort to this, your views are anything but reasonable.
What did Ferris do? 😂
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
What did Ferris do? 😂
Spotted in the park earlier, what do we think it is?
(Btw, i know it’s a bird you smartasses 😂)
(Btw, i know it’s a bird you smartasses 😂)
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Spotted in the park earlier, what do we think it is?
(Btw, i know it’s a bird you smartasses 😂)
(Btw, i know it’s a bird you smartasses 😂)
There are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 AM
There are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions.
Spotted summin! 👀
November 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Spotted summin! 👀
Some more common traits:
Shoe-horning their ideology into EVERYTHING.
Anti-bodily autonomy.
A false sense of moral superiority.
Believing that name-calling isn't abusive (and Bindle's a writer fgs, you'd think she'd know language) 🙄
Shoe-horning their ideology into EVERYTHING.
Anti-bodily autonomy.
A false sense of moral superiority.
Believing that name-calling isn't abusive (and Bindle's a writer fgs, you'd think she'd know language) 🙄
November 18, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Some more common traits:
Shoe-horning their ideology into EVERYTHING.
Anti-bodily autonomy.
A false sense of moral superiority.
Believing that name-calling isn't abusive (and Bindle's a writer fgs, you'd think she'd know language) 🙄
Shoe-horning their ideology into EVERYTHING.
Anti-bodily autonomy.
A false sense of moral superiority.
Believing that name-calling isn't abusive (and Bindle's a writer fgs, you'd think she'd know language) 🙄
It can be done 😂
This is me in 1990 with Lucy, Annie & Dylan 💕
This is me in 1990 with Lucy, Annie & Dylan 💕
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
It can be done 😂
This is me in 1990 with Lucy, Annie & Dylan 💕
This is me in 1990 with Lucy, Annie & Dylan 💕
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
(Btw Andy’s has become my last saved meme for next time 😂)
(Btw Andy’s has become my last saved meme for next time 😂)
November 17, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
(Btw Andy’s has become my last saved meme for next time 😂)
(Btw Andy’s has become my last saved meme for next time 😂)
Options aren't an option on the Mac 🙄
There should be a Co-Pilot button in Preferences (pic 1) but I don't have it (pic 2). Hopefully, the next version will add that.
I'll have to ignore it for now.
There should be a Co-Pilot button in Preferences (pic 1) but I don't have it (pic 2). Hopefully, the next version will add that.
I'll have to ignore it for now.
November 13, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Options aren't an option on the Mac 🙄
There should be a Co-Pilot button in Preferences (pic 1) but I don't have it (pic 2). Hopefully, the next version will add that.
I'll have to ignore it for now.
There should be a Co-Pilot button in Preferences (pic 1) but I don't have it (pic 2). Hopefully, the next version will add that.
I'll have to ignore it for now.
Fuck (and I can't say this more strongly) right off with this! 🤬
November 13, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Fuck (and I can't say this more strongly) right off with this! 🤬
Looks like a mankini for your mobile 😂
November 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Looks like a mankini for your mobile 😂
Squirrel in Queen's Park alerting his fellow squirrels about the black and white cat stalking them this morning 😂
(volume up to hear his little grunts)
(volume up to hear his little grunts)
November 12, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Squirrel in Queen's Park alerting his fellow squirrels about the black and white cat stalking them this morning 😂
(volume up to hear his little grunts)
(volume up to hear his little grunts)
There was an interesting article on the BBC about Claudia Winkleman saying that with celebs at that level, they end up sometimes doing less.
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 AM
There was an interesting article on the BBC about Claudia Winkleman saying that with celebs at that level, they end up sometimes doing less.
Oldest selfie on your phone.
It’s not really a selfie but it’s one of the first photos of me on my phone. Me winning a lovely print as a prize from the very talented Pedro at Paris Gym in 2013 💕
It’s not really a selfie but it’s one of the first photos of me on my phone. Me winning a lovely print as a prize from the very talented Pedro at Paris Gym in 2013 💕
November 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone.
It’s not really a selfie but it’s one of the first photos of me on my phone. Me winning a lovely print as a prize from the very talented Pedro at Paris Gym in 2013 💕
It’s not really a selfie but it’s one of the first photos of me on my phone. Me winning a lovely print as a prize from the very talented Pedro at Paris Gym in 2013 💕
Our room in Lisbon some years ago was a little different too 😆
November 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Our room in Lisbon some years ago was a little different too 😆
If you see this post an egg
November 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
If you see this post an egg
Quote with a 10/10 album
November 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Quote with a 10/10 album
I think James misspelt 'Worryingly deranged and demented. Get help!' there 😬
November 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I think James misspelt 'Worryingly deranged and demented. Get help!' there 😬