I hear there are some great witches on Etsy.
February 12, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I hear there are some great witches on Etsy.
I should probably learn to weld. 🤔
February 12, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I should probably learn to weld. 🤔
They're just enabling some untreated mental illness here.
February 12, 2026 at 5:40 AM
They're just enabling some untreated mental illness here.
That's the tail end of the fish rotting from the top.
February 12, 2026 at 5:38 AM
That's the tail end of the fish rotting from the top.
Even the richest man in the world can't get a timely shoulder surgery appointment. 🤷♂️
February 12, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Even the richest man in the world can't get a timely shoulder surgery appointment. 🤷♂️
They would get all my (political) money.
February 12, 2026 at 2:32 AM
They would get all my (political) money.
I'm betting he's not running for re-election.
February 12, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I'm betting he's not running for re-election.
That movie is such a college memory for me that I forget that it came out in the early '70s.
February 12, 2026 at 1:06 AM
That movie is such a college memory for me that I forget that it came out in the early '70s.
They didn't want to face wrath of the toddler in chief.
February 12, 2026 at 12:21 AM
They didn't want to face wrath of the toddler in chief.
There's nothing independent about this.
February 11, 2026 at 11:18 PM
There's nothing independent about this.
Part of being pardoned is admitting guilt. It's not expungement.
February 11, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Part of being pardoned is admitting guilt. It's not expungement.
This doesn't seem like the most transparent administration to me. 🤔
February 11, 2026 at 5:51 PM
This doesn't seem like the most transparent administration to me. 🤔
When you have the facts on your side, argue the facts.
When you have the law on your side, argue the law.
When you have neither, cry "Trump Derangement Syndrome!"
When you have the law on your side, argue the law.
When you have neither, cry "Trump Derangement Syndrome!"
February 11, 2026 at 5:50 PM
When you have the facts on your side, argue the facts.
When you have the law on your side, argue the law.
When you have neither, cry "Trump Derangement Syndrome!"
When you have the law on your side, argue the law.
When you have neither, cry "Trump Derangement Syndrome!"
I always get her sister, because she's too shy to talk to me directly.
You must have made a good impression!
You must have made a good impression!
February 11, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I always get her sister, because she's too shy to talk to me directly.
You must have made a good impression!
You must have made a good impression!
Markwayne never fails to fail. None of that is true.
February 11, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Markwayne never fails to fail. None of that is true.