David Guaraglia
david.guaraglia.com
David Guaraglia
@david.guaraglia.com
"Look man, I know this guy was discussing negging tips with a guy convicted for trafficking underage girls, but is that really such a stain on one's reputation if no crime can be proven?"
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
As far as I can tell, every single man she's ever dated has been *at least* 20 years older than her. Not sure what that says about her.
November 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Agreed! I always found the name 'unwrap' misleading. Maybe 'get_or_panic' would be even clearer, but it doesn't look as good.
November 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
To be fair, she was like 18 when she wrote that.
November 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Haha, joke's on you. He seemingly got cucked by every 60+ year old who ever ran for office and got an interview with Nuzzi.
November 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This is patently not true. I grew up in Argentina, where people *love* roasting in the sun in summer. This is terrible for your skin. Women in their late 20s look older than Brazilian women in their 40s, because Brazilians figured out decades ago the consequences of extreme sun exposure.
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
She's practically a founding member of the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Cue 5 years of her whining about being 'canceled'.
November 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Why is nobody calling it PedoStorm thoug
November 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
"I have been a consistent piece of shit on this topic, look it up!"
November 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I find it bizarre how many of these self-professed Christians seem to relish clearly pathological social dynamics because 'love is gay'. Imagine thinking "Jesus died for me because he was a weak gay loser".

And I say that as an atheist (albeit one that was raised Catholic.)
November 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I know, right? I feel like I put more effort writing to my buddies from high school than these guys put writing to elite movers and shakers.
November 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The one thing I can't wrap my head around is why Epstein's grammar is so goddamn broken. Was the really that stupid? Is it an affectation? What am I missing?
November 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Yikes, when SoftBank - the firm most likely to fall for every single scam out there - says 'we are out of here' shit truly starts looking dire.
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I bet if she challenged him to a fight in the octagon he'd find a way to punk out of it.
November 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The national toddler!
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I'd 100% save that one for possible blackmail later in life.
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I don't think it's called pegging if there's no strap-on involved.
November 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
That's the biggest tell for me: just how greasy every AI generated character looks like.
November 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
That's racist against LLMs and you should be ashamed! (/s just in case because... well, Bluesky)
November 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The 'words mean nothing' award.
November 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Just one more feature, bro. I swear the language will be perfect after this, bro.
November 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM