I took a look at that ninja 8 in 1 in a shop and it’s actually a bit cheapy feeling. Looks lovely online but didn’t feel good.

You see, when we keep saying that men need to open up more to their partners…this is not it.

What for, though? What data are they managing to glean?

You ought to be.

I had to introduce myself at a meeting of fairly important representatives from various organisations around the country. Promptly forgot my name, job title and what it is I actually do. Good start for the presentation I had to give later in the meeting…

Sort of get your point but there are real practical reasons for some people. What they ABSOLUTELY should never do, is connect to the internet. I have a washing machine and dishwasher that that have that option. Absolutely the fuck not.

That’s fantastic!

Anyway, personal growth is good. Well done.

The fess is not that they looked awful, it’s that you were ever deluded enough to think they might not.

Most American ecologists and palaeontologists I’ve met say it to rhyme with stitch.