David Murphy
@david-murphy.bsky.social
Autistic, diabetic, sarcastic, puntastic, liberal democratic, trying to be more Christocentric, running out of words ending in ic
Also @davidmurphy on twitter and DavidMurphyBFS on Threads
Also @davidmurphy on twitter and DavidMurphyBFS on Threads
I was slightly terrified she was going to end with a whistle lodged in her soft pallette
December 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I was slightly terrified she was going to end with a whistle lodged in her soft pallette
Absolutely fantastic
December 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Absolutely fantastic
Ian Paisley Senior or Ian Paisley Junior? One of those is a much worse bunting.
Also, if you're going for a Paisleyite theme, surely the correct decorations would be a Major Ronald Bunting?
(You might need to Google Major R Bunting. I'll see myself out)
Also, if you're going for a Paisleyite theme, surely the correct decorations would be a Major Ronald Bunting?
(You might need to Google Major R Bunting. I'll see myself out)
December 2, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Ian Paisley Senior or Ian Paisley Junior? One of those is a much worse bunting.
Also, if you're going for a Paisleyite theme, surely the correct decorations would be a Major Ronald Bunting?
(You might need to Google Major R Bunting. I'll see myself out)
Also, if you're going for a Paisleyite theme, surely the correct decorations would be a Major Ronald Bunting?
(You might need to Google Major R Bunting. I'll see myself out)
Reposted by David Murphy
...an excuse to trot out the Finest* Joke Of All Time
Q: What runs up and down Coronation Street laughing?
A: Hyena Sharples
(*I will not be entering into correspondence at this time)
Q: What runs up and down Coronation Street laughing?
A: Hyena Sharples
(*I will not be entering into correspondence at this time)
December 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
...an excuse to trot out the Finest* Joke Of All Time
Q: What runs up and down Coronation Street laughing?
A: Hyena Sharples
(*I will not be entering into correspondence at this time)
Q: What runs up and down Coronation Street laughing?
A: Hyena Sharples
(*I will not be entering into correspondence at this time)
Failing that, perhaps another Christian denomination may be able to accommodate our brothers and sisters. I appreciate that December is a busy time in church buildings, but there's almost certainly somewhere suitable.
December 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Failing that, perhaps another Christian denomination may be able to accommodate our brothers and sisters. I appreciate that December is a busy time in church buildings, but there's almost certainly somewhere suitable.