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Pablo Picasshole
@davey-c-akes.bsky.social
Part-time city planner 🌆 full-time rockstar.

All the girls say I’m pretty fly for a reply guy.

Brum/MK/North Devon 📍🇬🇧
Not sure why I’ve decided to run 5km every day in December. Probably just to show off 🏃🏼
December 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I should call her
December 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
No prizes for guessing where I’m off to ✂️
December 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Oh, and decided to do it in fucking Sweden for a laugh.

(Here ends the humble brag, in which I’ve revealed myself to be terribly uncharitable)
December 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
This looks very similar to the painting in the Netflix show ‘The Beast in Me’.

(hell yeah look at me doing art commentary, am I cultured now?)
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Yer a wizard Harry
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
OK Commuter, or whatever Radiohead said
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Happy Sunday to Le Crueset wankers everywhere ☕️
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 AM
It’s me. I’m Humpty Dumpty. 💛🧡🤎
November 6, 2025 at 11:38 AM
King Gizzard and the Lizzard Wizzard at the Royal Albert Hall, followed by highlights of Liverpool outclassing Real Madrid. If Carlsberg did Tuesdays ❤️⚽️🦎
November 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Lost in the Wyre Forest this morning🧡🍁🍂
November 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Almost ready for my Draco Malfoy transformation tomorrow night 😱🪄🎃👻 (jk - this is my new full-time hairstyle)
October 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Did you know that crispy dosas are actually portals to faraway spicy galaxies?
October 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Baby you’re all that I want
When you’re lying here in my arms
I’m finding it hard to believe
I’m in Devon
October 12, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Red sky at night: 🐑👳🏼‍♂️’s 😌
October 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Fuck you too, Exmoor 🖕🏻
October 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Lovely to see my bro on day release
October 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Autumn in New Zealand is a different kettle of fish (or as they would say - kettuhl of fush).

This was in March, of course, and everything was upside down.

🇳🇿🍁🌿
October 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Found this at my Nana’s and now worried she might be the Walter White of Wimborne
October 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Anyway here’s wonderwall
October 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It certainly is 🍺⚽️📺☔️🔴
September 20, 2025 at 11:24 AM
(I may not have been joking)
September 19, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Disgusting compared to scenes here in Birmingham
September 19, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I don’t bring a lot to the table, ladies, but I bring the fucking basics in abundance
August 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Let’s see you at 21…

Back in the faraway days of a respectable hairline and beach bod! Snaps from Central America.
August 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM