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@davey-c-akes.bsky.social
Part-time city planner 🌆 full-time rockstar.
All the girls say I’m pretty fly for a reply guy.
Brum/MK/North Devon 📍🇬🇧
All the girls say I’m pretty fly for a reply guy.
Brum/MK/North Devon 📍🇬🇧
Not sure why I’ve decided to run 5km every day in December. Probably just to show off 🏃🏼
December 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Not sure why I’ve decided to run 5km every day in December. Probably just to show off 🏃🏼
I should call her
December 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I should call her
No prizes for guessing where I’m off to ✂️
December 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
No prizes for guessing where I’m off to ✂️
Oh, and decided to do it in fucking Sweden for a laugh.
(Here ends the humble brag, in which I’ve revealed myself to be terribly uncharitable)
(Here ends the humble brag, in which I’ve revealed myself to be terribly uncharitable)
December 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Oh, and decided to do it in fucking Sweden for a laugh.
(Here ends the humble brag, in which I’ve revealed myself to be terribly uncharitable)
(Here ends the humble brag, in which I’ve revealed myself to be terribly uncharitable)
This looks very similar to the painting in the Netflix show ‘The Beast in Me’.
(hell yeah look at me doing art commentary, am I cultured now?)
(hell yeah look at me doing art commentary, am I cultured now?)
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 AM
This looks very similar to the painting in the Netflix show ‘The Beast in Me’.
(hell yeah look at me doing art commentary, am I cultured now?)
(hell yeah look at me doing art commentary, am I cultured now?)
Yer a wizard Harry
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Yer a wizard Harry
OK Commuter, or whatever Radiohead said
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
OK Commuter, or whatever Radiohead said
Happy Sunday to Le Crueset wankers everywhere ☕️
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Happy Sunday to Le Crueset wankers everywhere ☕️
It’s me. I’m Humpty Dumpty. 💛🧡🤎
November 6, 2025 at 11:38 AM
It’s me. I’m Humpty Dumpty. 💛🧡🤎
King Gizzard and the Lizzard Wizzard at the Royal Albert Hall, followed by highlights of Liverpool outclassing Real Madrid. If Carlsberg did Tuesdays ❤️⚽️🦎
November 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
King Gizzard and the Lizzard Wizzard at the Royal Albert Hall, followed by highlights of Liverpool outclassing Real Madrid. If Carlsberg did Tuesdays ❤️⚽️🦎
Lost in the Wyre Forest this morning🧡🍁🍂
November 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Lost in the Wyre Forest this morning🧡🍁🍂
Almost ready for my Draco Malfoy transformation tomorrow night 😱🪄🎃👻 (jk - this is my new full-time hairstyle)
October 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Almost ready for my Draco Malfoy transformation tomorrow night 😱🪄🎃👻 (jk - this is my new full-time hairstyle)
Did you know that crispy dosas are actually portals to faraway spicy galaxies?
October 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Did you know that crispy dosas are actually portals to faraway spicy galaxies?
Baby you’re all that I want
When you’re lying here in my arms
I’m finding it hard to believe
I’m in Devon
When you’re lying here in my arms
I’m finding it hard to believe
I’m in Devon
October 12, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Baby you’re all that I want
When you’re lying here in my arms
I’m finding it hard to believe
I’m in Devon
When you’re lying here in my arms
I’m finding it hard to believe
I’m in Devon
Red sky at night: 🐑👳🏼♂️’s 😌
October 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Red sky at night: 🐑👳🏼♂️’s 😌
Fuck you too, Exmoor 🖕🏻
October 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Fuck you too, Exmoor 🖕🏻
Lovely to see my bro on day release
October 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Lovely to see my bro on day release
Autumn in New Zealand is a different kettle of fish (or as they would say - kettuhl of fush).
This was in March, of course, and everything was upside down.
🇳🇿🍁🌿
This was in March, of course, and everything was upside down.
🇳🇿🍁🌿
October 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Autumn in New Zealand is a different kettle of fish (or as they would say - kettuhl of fush).
This was in March, of course, and everything was upside down.
🇳🇿🍁🌿
This was in March, of course, and everything was upside down.
🇳🇿🍁🌿
Found this at my Nana’s and now worried she might be the Walter White of Wimborne
October 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Found this at my Nana’s and now worried she might be the Walter White of Wimborne
Anyway here’s wonderwall
October 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Anyway here’s wonderwall
It certainly is 🍺⚽️📺☔️🔴
September 20, 2025 at 11:24 AM
It certainly is 🍺⚽️📺☔️🔴
(I may not have been joking)
September 19, 2025 at 9:36 AM
(I may not have been joking)
Disgusting compared to scenes here in Birmingham
September 19, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Disgusting compared to scenes here in Birmingham
I don’t bring a lot to the table, ladies, but I bring the fucking basics in abundance
August 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I don’t bring a lot to the table, ladies, but I bring the fucking basics in abundance
Let’s see you at 21…
Back in the faraway days of a respectable hairline and beach bod! Snaps from Central America.
Back in the faraway days of a respectable hairline and beach bod! Snaps from Central America.
August 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Let’s see you at 21…
Back in the faraway days of a respectable hairline and beach bod! Snaps from Central America.
Back in the faraway days of a respectable hairline and beach bod! Snaps from Central America.