Dave Weasel
@daveweasel.bsky.social
Comedian, podcaster, etc. 5x billboard comedy chart topper
I’m not an expert or anything, but this guy Jesus would be disgusted by all of this
October 27, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I’m not an expert or anything, but this guy Jesus would be disgusted by all of this
Excellent work, just subtle enough to give you the benefit of the doubt
October 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Excellent work, just subtle enough to give you the benefit of the doubt
My personal opinion is that it's gross
October 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
My personal opinion is that it's gross
They can't rug the KoKaine Koin on Don Jr
September 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
They can't rug the KoKaine Koin on Don Jr
All music but Kid Rock is banned and you'll never have to vote again
September 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
All music but Kid Rock is banned and you'll never have to vote again
I live in CyberTruck nation and I give them the thumbs down. Usually no response but a horn or finger from them, but they know my sentiment.
September 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I live in CyberTruck nation and I give them the thumbs down. Usually no response but a horn or finger from them, but they know my sentiment.
You'd think "WE HAVE PROOF OBAMA COMMITTED AN EXECUTABLE OFFENSE!" would have his base frothing at the mouth, but even they're waiting for the list
July 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
You'd think "WE HAVE PROOF OBAMA COMMITTED AN EXECUTABLE OFFENSE!" would have his base frothing at the mouth, but even they're waiting for the list
Force them to put fentanyl in it, you coward! Keeps the brain worms away
July 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Force them to put fentanyl in it, you coward! Keeps the brain worms away
Side note, the Little Caesars hot and ready is dirty pizza BUT it really hits if:
a) you're starving
b) you need pizza NOW
c) only wanna spend $5
a) you're starving
b) you need pizza NOW
c) only wanna spend $5
July 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Side note, the Little Caesars hot and ready is dirty pizza BUT it really hits if:
a) you're starving
b) you need pizza NOW
c) only wanna spend $5
a) you're starving
b) you need pizza NOW
c) only wanna spend $5
Me neither, abandoned half a million followers about 2 years ago
July 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Me neither, abandoned half a million followers about 2 years ago
I met Ben Shapiro once during a 2017 test taping for a new tv show. They’d rented a small venue with a tiny green room, and Shapiro watched me drink 4 Bud Lights from the cooler he was sitting on, since there weren’t enough chairs, before eventually giving that prime seat to me. Then I drank 3 more.
July 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I met Ben Shapiro once during a 2017 test taping for a new tv show. They’d rented a small venue with a tiny green room, and Shapiro watched me drink 4 Bud Lights from the cooler he was sitting on, since there weren’t enough chairs, before eventually giving that prime seat to me. Then I drank 3 more.
All good, it’s just funny how “shitty Twitter comedian” is what right wing trolls have been calling me for the past 10 years.
July 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
All good, it’s just funny how “shitty Twitter comedian” is what right wing trolls have been calling me for the past 10 years.
I didn’t write it, some right wing blog did and named me for liking a jack white’s post tweet. I love JW
July 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I didn’t write it, some right wing blog did and named me for liking a jack white’s post tweet. I love JW
Just so we’re clear, I was named for liking jack white’s post, supporting his criticism of Trump
July 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Just so we’re clear, I was named for liking jack white’s post, supporting his criticism of Trump
I understand it's a very long read but that's the point I was making towards the end, how they're kowtowing to their corporate overlords over the will of the people, and it costs them power and it costs us democracy.
July 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I understand it's a very long read but that's the point I was making towards the end, how they're kowtowing to their corporate overlords over the will of the people, and it costs them power and it costs us democracy.
The Valley snitchline
July 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The Valley snitchline
As predictably as the breakup!
June 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
As predictably as the breakup!
Holy shit boys, I’ve got some Fireball in the cabinet, let’s line up some shots and get some jobs!
June 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Holy shit boys, I’ve got some Fireball in the cabinet, let’s line up some shots and get some jobs!
A rose by another name.. or in this case, a turd
June 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
A rose by another name.. or in this case, a turd
I wanted to see if AI thought it was AI too
June 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I wanted to see if AI thought it was AI too
I’ll take that as a compliment. Thank you!
June 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I’ll take that as a compliment. Thank you!
You’re right, I meant the actual election, not the day he waddled back in the White House. Thank you!
June 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
You’re right, I meant the actual election, not the day he waddled back in the White House. Thank you!