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BramleyMoron
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Ginfluencer: Occasional Artist, snapper, dog lover, avid reader. Blue scouser. ex rugby ref, software pays the bills… only here for the haikus
#haikufeels

San Andreas fault
Fractures California
Trump fractures the rest
December 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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I still buy brushes
And paint, paper and pencils
In case the mood strikes

Collecting supplies
Is as good as using them
In my form of art
December 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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When ESTAs expire
And tourism drops away
Goodbye Florida
December 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Joan Armatrading
Tells us to ‘Drop the Pilot’…
…but wait til we land
December 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Haiku obsession
See patterns in everything
My new OCD
December 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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We begin the day
With the most important stretch…..
To snooze the alarm
December 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Here we go again
Bull-shitting our way through life
That’s enough, it seems.
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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“Where the hell were we?”
“What were we drinking?” “Egg-nog?”
Office party quiz…
December 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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When operating
Under illegal orders
Leave no-one alive

Dead men tell no tales
But the internet takes notes
Pictures tell stories
December 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Or ‘and’ Grandma’s pot … 😎
December 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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The ‘Mull’ jus’ sounds loik
Burrmingum shopping centre
Jus’ think about it …
December 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Mar-a-lago face
With which all look like The Joker
Without the humour…
December 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Self-satisfied smirk
Thank you for your attention
To this matter pffffffffft …
December 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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There seems to be no
Presumption of Innocence
For the immigrant

Yet every crime
Committed by a white man
Has mitigation
December 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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In Hogarth’s ‘Gin Lane’
I capture my reflection
And it captures me
December 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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A kiss from a rose
Draws blood, whatever Seal says
Thorns behind petals
December 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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beware of black cats 🐈‍⬛
And the solitary crow 🐦‍⬛
And Nigel Farage 💩
November 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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This girl is “Bella”
A sweet weekend houseguest
She prefers my wife 😒
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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so ‘Quiet Piggy’ 🐷
Is now the new ‘no comment’
Wish he’d hush himself
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
#haikufeels #pg13

Invited to shag
her too late so I stagger
Off home on my own

(Ah the perils of youth)
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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start to unravel
How Cayman has enmeshed us
in thirty-five years
November 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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“Do I wanna fade?”
“I’ve been fading now for years!
Daft question, barber…
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
My neck of the woods…
November 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Invest and trousers
I wake on somebody’s couch
Lost my shirt again
November 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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We met, and we paired
Better than human bluetooth
Let’s re-pair, right now…
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM