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DaveTheDrunk
@davethedrunk.bsky.social
NO CRYPTO. Skint so dont ask for money.
My rule for a happy life is if it can fit on a sandwich you can have it for lunch. Mutton dressed as lamb. 50 something. Former reprobate. Enjoying life in Moray. Scottish Independence Supporter. No LGB without the T
New profile pic.........BALDY!!!
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships.
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Pal sent me this. Had to share as it made me 🤣
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek", "Doctor Who," or "Transformers."
November 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
This was a birthday card I got over 30 yrs ago. It made me laugh so I framed it and it's been on the wall of every house I have lived in since then. It may be a bit faded but it still makes me smile😁
November 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
If you see this, QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood!
November 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Post your favourite Star Trek character(s) wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Some chilly views from my journey today
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Travelling down to the central belt again. Left 90 minutes ago and still got 2hrs 45min to Edinburgh. So far it's a numpty free journey 😀
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 AM
November 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Don't you think the sea is polluted enough without adding more shite? They can just fuck right off.
November 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
November 6, 2025 at 11:57 AM
To me she will always be Cissie Crouch
November 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone…

1987 Photo Booth. St Andrews Square Bus Station, Edinburgh
November 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I know this will be our house the minute I go out tonight 🤣🤣
October 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Lunch from the local baker. Cheese and onion pasty and a sausage roll on a couple of rolls. Was it healthy? No, but it was bloody delicious 😛
October 31, 2025 at 12:49 PM
My sister sent me this and I now can't unsee it 🤣🤣🤣🚬
October 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful
November
October 29, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
October 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
October 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Good morning Mark. 😁
October 25, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I hope I become this type of old person
October 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
For you 😁
October 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM