Why he needs a belt is my #1
December 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Why he needs a belt is my #1
The recurring bit in The Wire with cops assigned to a new department only asking “who signs the overtime slips” turns out to be rl
December 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The recurring bit in The Wire with cops assigned to a new department only asking “who signs the overtime slips” turns out to be rl
Basically a plot element from Snow Crash
December 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Basically a plot element from Snow Crash
And automatically give you shrimp cocktail when you sit down for some reason (?)
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
And automatically give you shrimp cocktail when you sit down for some reason (?)
Right tail? Like risk of a huge move to the upside?
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Right tail? Like risk of a huge move to the upside?
I like how she’s not buying in to the new name either
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I like how she’s not buying in to the new name either
I boiled three cups of water (for steel-cut oats) and the water was bubbling before I could reach in the drawer to get the lid for the pot lol. It’s like a magic trick every time.
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I boiled three cups of water (for steel-cut oats) and the water was bubbling before I could reach in the drawer to get the lid for the pot lol. It’s like a magic trick every time.
I just bought one *today*!
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I just bought one *today*!
Don’t scan them codes
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Don’t scan them codes
Quite. Imagine the move to the upside if the results were a conclusive cure for Alzheimer’s. Lottery ticket territory.
November 24, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Quite. Imagine the move to the upside if the results were a conclusive cure for Alzheimer’s. Lottery ticket territory.
A coworker* of mine (who is Muslim and from Columbus Ohio) wore a University of Michigan sweater and it was the most metal thing I’ve seen in a long time
*many of the top people in our company are Michigan alumni or fans
*many of the top people in our company are Michigan alumni or fans
November 23, 2025 at 10:17 AM
A coworker* of mine (who is Muslim and from Columbus Ohio) wore a University of Michigan sweater and it was the most metal thing I’ve seen in a long time
*many of the top people in our company are Michigan alumni or fans
*many of the top people in our company are Michigan alumni or fans
If you are ever in this situation, please GTFO immediately. Don’t grab a few vids, or take down your booth. Get to an exit, like now. Fire can spread in drop ceilings and raised floors and engulf a room in less time than it takes to read this.
November 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
If you are ever in this situation, please GTFO immediately. Don’t grab a few vids, or take down your booth. Get to an exit, like now. Fire can spread in drop ceilings and raised floors and engulf a room in less time than it takes to read this.
It’s those damn ropes inside the pole
November 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
It’s those damn ropes inside the pole
The challenge for these algorithms isn’t to find and incentivize the vulnerable into doing 5-leg parlays…it’s dampening their activity just enough to “keep them alive” so they can harvest bigger lifetime profitability.
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The challenge for these algorithms isn’t to find and incentivize the vulnerable into doing 5-leg parlays…it’s dampening their activity just enough to “keep them alive” so they can harvest bigger lifetime profitability.
We are at the very beginning of these companies using data science to microtarget people with a propensity to gamble to wager more on the least efficient bets.
What $META does to 12-year old girls with body image issues is being repurposed to sports fans.
What $META does to 12-year old girls with body image issues is being repurposed to sports fans.
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
We are at the very beginning of these companies using data science to microtarget people with a propensity to gamble to wager more on the least efficient bets.
What $META does to 12-year old girls with body image issues is being repurposed to sports fans.
What $META does to 12-year old girls with body image issues is being repurposed to sports fans.
See also: Paul Fucking Weiss
November 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
See also: Paul Fucking Weiss
Tip O’Neill once said “Never write what you can say, never say what you can nod, never nod what you can wink”. I think about it all the time.
November 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Tip O’Neill once said “Never write what you can say, never say what you can nod, never nod what you can wink”. I think about it all the time.
Or just BECOME the delivery guy!
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Or just BECOME the delivery guy!
I’m picturing the delivery guy looking at me, looking down at the $2.99 fee, looking into my living room, making the camera locations. It’s perfect!
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I’m picturing the delivery guy looking at me, looking down at the $2.99 fee, looking into my living room, making the camera locations. It’s perfect!