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Hey kid, you have 1 week to tell me what it is that you do here.and if you don't repond, then you’re out of the family.
February 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Hey kid, you have 1 week to tell me what it is that you do here.and if you don't repond, then you’re out of the family.
Donald Trump on Gaza: "There is nothing to buy. It's a war-torn area, we're gonna take it. We're gonna hold it, we're gonna cherish it."
“I will love him and squeeze him and call him Gaza”
“I will love him and squeeze him and call him Gaza”
February 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Donald Trump on Gaza: "There is nothing to buy. It's a war-torn area, we're gonna take it. We're gonna hold it, we're gonna cherish it."
“I will love him and squeeze him and call him Gaza”
“I will love him and squeeze him and call him Gaza”
Nancy Mace stole my tablecloth.
January 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Nancy Mace stole my tablecloth.
Let's have an FBI director who looks like a crazed hypnotist said no one ever.
January 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Let's have an FBI director who looks like a crazed hypnotist said no one ever.
This is what I expect someone named Luigi Magione to look like.
December 10, 2024 at 1:48 AM
This is what I expect someone named Luigi Magione to look like.
Four score and seven fries ago...
December 2, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Four score and seven fries ago...
Deep frying is the only way to kill all of the turkey brain worms.
November 30, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Deep frying is the only way to kill all of the turkey brain worms.
This is the war on Christmas.
November 27, 2024 at 9:28 PM
This is the war on Christmas.
Lumberjackasses
November 27, 2024 at 9:54 AM
Lumberjackasses
The wax statue of Donald Trump in Madame Tussaud's wax museum looks more alive than the real one.
November 21, 2024 at 2:08 AM
The wax statue of Donald Trump in Madame Tussaud's wax museum looks more alive than the real one.
Legolis has really let himself go.
November 21, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Legolis has really let himself go.
Madame Toussaud is getting lazy in her old age.
November 20, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Madame Toussaud is getting lazy in her old age.
Colby, Kansas is a small town, but now there's a creepy corn Jesus to greet you.
November 20, 2024 at 7:25 AM
Colby, Kansas is a small town, but now there's a creepy corn Jesus to greet you.
Me during Trump's inauguration
November 19, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Me during Trump's inauguration
Me during Trump's inauguration
November 19, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Me during Trump's inauguration
"Hell is empty, and all the devils are here,"
November 14, 2024 at 7:32 AM
"Hell is empty, and all the devils are here,"
Trump's cabinet.
November 13, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Trump's cabinet.
Me on blue sky versus me on twitter.
November 13, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Me on blue sky versus me on twitter.
Ladybird vs. Ladyturd.
November 13, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Ladybird vs. Ladyturd.
Here's a picture of a dog trying to leave the country before Kristi Noem becomes homeland security director.
November 12, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Here's a picture of a dog trying to leave the country before Kristi Noem becomes homeland security director.