Dave Lamb
@davelamb.bsky.social
Comic, teacher, and dad in ascending order of societal importance but descending order of pay per minute.
I’m really glad Sam Rosen didn’t have to sit through this.
January 30, 2026 at 2:42 AM
I’m really glad Sam Rosen didn’t have to sit through this.
Double snow day. Oh my god. Look at that. It’s a full on double snow day. Whoa that’s so intense. Double snow day. What does this mean? It’s so beautiful.
[CRYING] It’s a double complete snow day. Right in the front yard.
[CRYING] It’s a double complete snow day. Right in the front yard.
January 27, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Double snow day. Oh my god. Look at that. It’s a full on double snow day. Whoa that’s so intense. Double snow day. What does this mean? It’s so beautiful.
[CRYING] It’s a double complete snow day. Right in the front yard.
[CRYING] It’s a double complete snow day. Right in the front yard.
Ok it can definitely stop snowing now.
January 26, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Ok it can definitely stop snowing now.
Trump uses “we” to refer to the heroes of WWII the same way I use it to refer to the ‘86 Mets.
Trump at Davos: "After the war, which we won, we won it big. Without us, right now, you‘d all be speaking German and a little Japanese, perhaps. After the war, we gave Greenland back to Denmark. How stupid were we to do that? But we did it. But we gave it back. But how ungrateful are they now?!"
January 21, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Trump uses “we” to refer to the heroes of WWII the same way I use it to refer to the ‘86 Mets.
If I thought they knew anything about anything at all I’d assume there are a lot of right wingers out there really confused why the actual Germanic and Norse people hate us.
January 15, 2026 at 12:31 AM
If I thought they knew anything about anything at all I’d assume there are a lot of right wingers out there really confused why the actual Germanic and Norse people hate us.
Started Pluribus instead of watching the 4th quarter. I think it was the right move.
January 10, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Started Pluribus instead of watching the 4th quarter. I think it was the right move.
Miami is actually the perfect team to meet them in the championship because you gotta be coked up to think playing Indiana is a good idea right now.
January 10, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Miami is actually the perfect team to meet them in the championship because you gotta be coked up to think playing Indiana is a good idea right now.
Gonna wake up my kids if Indiana scores 67.
January 10, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Gonna wake up my kids if Indiana scores 67.
Whew! After a long week back at school and a late youth soccer game, finally settling down to watch the second half of what is sure to be an entertaining college football national semifuuuuuuck…
January 10, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Whew! After a long week back at school and a late youth soccer game, finally settling down to watch the second half of what is sure to be an entertaining college football national semifuuuuuuck…
Really glad there’s no Spotify Wrapped for parenting. Never want to know how often I play “C’mon” and “Guys!”
January 6, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Really glad there’s no Spotify Wrapped for parenting. Never want to know how often I play “C’mon” and “Guys!”
Stadium PA should have to blare the siren from The Purge when this happens.
Wait you can facemask on a blocked kick return in overtime with no penalty?
WE HAVE FOUND THE INTERNATIONAL WATERS OF FOOTBALL
WE HAVE FOUND THE INTERNATIONAL WATERS OF FOOTBALL
January 6, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Stadium PA should have to blare the siren from The Purge when this happens.
Beginning a unit on imperialism tomorrow and I’m worried my students will think it’s a little too on the nose.
January 5, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Beginning a unit on imperialism tomorrow and I’m worried my students will think it’s a little too on the nose.
Ok, I guess I’ll go teach world history tomorrow.
January 4, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Ok, I guess I’ll go teach world history tomorrow.
When in doubt, MST3K.
January 4, 2026 at 5:32 AM
When in doubt, MST3K.
Last non-school night of the vacation so I’m for sure gonna stay up way too late and Wikipedia some weird shit.
January 4, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Last non-school night of the vacation so I’m for sure gonna stay up way too late and Wikipedia some weird shit.
Pop-Tarts and Mayo produce good bowl games. It’s science.
January 3, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Pop-Tarts and Mayo produce good bowl games. It’s science.
Just. Kill. A. Pop-Tart.
December 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Just. Kill. A. Pop-Tart.
This Pop-Tart bowl live presentation has been so delightfully shabby.
December 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
This Pop-Tart bowl live presentation has been so delightfully shabby.
Sports don’t count as screen time is the #1 dad rule in America.
December 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Sports don’t count as screen time is the #1 dad rule in America.
I resent a team getting blown out in a bow game why you gotta make me feel even worse about watching this?
December 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I resent a team getting blown out in a bow game why you gotta make me feel even worse about watching this?
Boxing Day is for finding out delightful facts like Preston North End are sponsored by something called Spud Bros.
December 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Boxing Day is for finding out delightful facts like Preston North End are sponsored by something called Spud Bros.
Get yourself a wife who gives you a “task” that requires a trip to the shed during family gatherings.
December 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Get yourself a wife who gives you a “task” that requires a trip to the shed during family gatherings.
Um, incredible Hawai’i Bowl
December 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Um, incredible Hawai’i Bowl
Golden Bears vs. Rainbow Warriors sounds like the plot of a YA romantasy trilogy my wife would read.
December 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Golden Bears vs. Rainbow Warriors sounds like the plot of a YA romantasy trilogy my wife would read.