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just trying to be funny.
will follow you if youre from philly or a shutdown fullcast fan
will follow you if youre from philly or a shutdown fullcast fan
Sometimes I think writers have a bet with each other to write the dumbest thing they can. All for a dinner at an above average restaurant.
Like the '50k in a shoebox' lady got a Ruth Chris meal.
Like the '50k in a shoebox' lady got a Ruth Chris meal.
December 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Sometimes I think writers have a bet with each other to write the dumbest thing they can. All for a dinner at an above average restaurant.
Like the '50k in a shoebox' lady got a Ruth Chris meal.
Like the '50k in a shoebox' lady got a Ruth Chris meal.
Black goo in space? Thats how you get Venom.
December 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Black goo in space? Thats how you get Venom.
I've had my bookbag since 1997. Where's my NYT story?
December 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I've had my bookbag since 1997. Where's my NYT story?
I really hope Green Day sues him into oblivion for copyright infringement.
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I really hope Green Day sues him into oblivion for copyright infringement.
Danny Devito does ads for Jersey Mikes
Frank Reynolds does them for Jimmy Johns.
Frank Reynolds does them for Jimmy Johns.
December 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Danny Devito does ads for Jersey Mikes
Frank Reynolds does them for Jimmy Johns.
Frank Reynolds does them for Jimmy Johns.
The only way to set the timeline back.
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The only way to set the timeline back.
How hard does he have to try? I'm genuinely curious. Like could he interview and just say i'm just hear for the LSU money or is there a person in the interview making sure he is giving an effort?
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
How hard does he have to try? I'm genuinely curious. Like could he interview and just say i'm just hear for the LSU money or is there a person in the interview making sure he is giving an effort?
The Simpsons are never wrong.
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The Simpsons are never wrong.
Smart to not suggest the 1st Thanksgiving disaster episode while driving, I almost died twice.
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Smart to not suggest the 1st Thanksgiving disaster episode while driving, I almost died twice.
One episode of Animaniacs would have fixed this.
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
One episode of Animaniacs would have fixed this.
Turkeys are heavy. Duck isn't. Theyre both birds.
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Turkeys are heavy. Duck isn't. Theyre both birds.
plug the power strip into the power strip.
November 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
plug the power strip into the power strip.
TX 5 seats to GOP but how does it affect the other districts? Like does it turn a +10 GOP into a +5 GOP which could then be in play if 2025 voting holds?
All hypothetical but a boy can dream.
All hypothetical but a boy can dream.
November 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
TX 5 seats to GOP but how does it affect the other districts? Like does it turn a +10 GOP into a +5 GOP which could then be in play if 2025 voting holds?
All hypothetical but a boy can dream.
All hypothetical but a boy can dream.
I feel like Daboll had a bigger role in making Dart see anything.
November 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I feel like Daboll had a bigger role in making Dart see anything.
I was unaware the research was already done. Glad my instincts were correct though.
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I was unaware the research was already done. Glad my instincts were correct though.
Laughs per screen time Hans 'Good Mole to You' Moleman has to be the greatest character in TV history.
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Laughs per screen time Hans 'Good Mole to You' Moleman has to be the greatest character in TV history.
Europe isnt too bad. Some parts of it.
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Europe isnt too bad. Some parts of it.
Get rid of Schumer than we'll believe you
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Get rid of Schumer than we'll believe you
Like how Biden got elected and all the republicans were like this economy is dogshit and also so many dead people from covid, which is a hoax, but also why didnt Biden protect Americans better
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Like how Biden got elected and all the republicans were like this economy is dogshit and also so many dead people from covid, which is a hoax, but also why didnt Biden protect Americans better
Democrats with landslide victories the size of which havent been seen since FDR.
Go Birds
Go Birds
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Democrats with landslide victories the size of which havent been seen since FDR.
Go Birds
Go Birds
NOOO then i'll forever link him to mozzerella sticks and that is an honor i hold only for my wife, daughter and allen iverson.
November 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
NOOO then i'll forever link him to mozzerella sticks and that is an honor i hold only for my wife, daughter and allen iverson.
Spoken like someone that has never put their head threw one of the sleeves of the sweater. My face was so itchy.
Maybe think about other peoples struggles before you post hurtful things.
Maybe think about other peoples struggles before you post hurtful things.
November 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Spoken like someone that has never put their head threw one of the sleeves of the sweater. My face was so itchy.
Maybe think about other peoples struggles before you post hurtful things.
Maybe think about other peoples struggles before you post hurtful things.
Every day we stray farther away from god
October 31, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Every day we stray farther away from god
But all that is written here is Yamamoto + Ohtani inside hearts
October 31, 2025 at 11:47 AM
But all that is written here is Yamamoto + Ohtani inside hearts
This is the America Mamdani wants
October 31, 2025 at 11:45 AM
This is the America Mamdani wants