Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers.

…you’re left waiting anxiously for those ‘dead-cert’ short positions to start turning green.

Who robbed the Louvre?

Right answers only.

UK right wing media reporting for duty, Mr President. Normalisation of the extrajudicial killings of… who knows who? In clear violation of international law, at your service.

Admittedly I haven’t read the article so, perhaps those unfortunate facts are mentioned somewhere near the last paragraph.

“New business venture idea: bulk-selling old scout uniforms to people smugglers…”

The croissants weren’t too bad for a first attempt. Very tasty and will definitely try making again.

Show me your getaway vehicle

Not a bad day’s #baking in the end. Tomorrow I’ll try making croissants for the first time. The rolls are burger buns for tonight’s BBQ!

Taking my mind off all the general chaos and despair by trying a new #sourdough recipe from a book I bought the other week.

I can’t help thinking that ‘taking action’ against racist shit stirrers and hate merchants would be more likely to preserve the ‘social fabric’ than amplifying and legitimising their views.

That’s my chilli and tomato babies potted on to the next stage. Am doing fewer varieties this year: just Gardeners Delight and Sungold toms, and Scotch Bonnet chillies.

And here they are! The seeded loaf is the boule in the foreground. #sourdough

Sunday sourdoughs underway (after 1st stretch and fold): 1 x white and 1 x seeded 1:4 whole meal white.

Telegraph writers, at the fifth column’s vanguard:

Sunday sourdough. Seeded, 4:1 white:whole meal.

Likely to have a very unhappy dog for the next few days.

This, er, Greenland place of yours looks very nice. Be a shame if anything happened to it. You know what I mean?