Ah, there’s your problem right there. I on the other hand would happily eat sugar from the bag if society would allow it

My bad, I didn’t grow out of enjoying nice things yet

Someone’s gonna milkshake duck the turkey, it’s only a matter of time

Colin are you posting about not-me again? We’ve spoken about this. Do not

Mooched around drinking heavily, blew my meagre savings on some international field courses, fell in love with tropical rainforest, decided that studying it would be a sick career. Hyperfocused.

Then after years of that, found that my new skills were useful for important public health questions too

It’s an important part of our daily routine

She’ll scream too, but that’s pretty much a given

Give Me Rembrandt Lighting Or Give Me Death

Pretty sure Jello Biafra also cares deeply about ensuring any off-camera-flash syncs properly