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daveed
@daveedofthedead.bsky.social
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a rock 'n' rollin' bitch for you

film, football ⚽/🏈, high strangeness 🛸

high in the desert
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if you see this, post a concert pic you took
sufjan stevens with a spotlight shining down on him
September 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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josé mourinho in a post game interview saying, “i prefer not to speak. if i speak, i am in big trouble.”
September 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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PHI
LAC
TB
CIN
IND
LV
ARI
NYJ
WAS
JAX
DEN
SEA
DET
LAR
BAL
CHI
screenshot from gta aw shit, here we go again meme
September 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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illustration of two women in conversation one is saying “i'm okay” while being stabbed in the back with variations of “my sports team is bad” attached to each weapon
August 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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a site about a memory-wiped government agent who comes for revenge? You mean...
screenshot about from The Bourne Ultimatum it's the “jesus christ, that's jason bourne” except the text now reads: “jesus christ, that's jason bournehub”
August 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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who's this clown?
a screenshot of a tweet from @skullmandible most cutting the m thing you can say is “who's this clown?” because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
August 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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i'd be in the studio, hurricane footage on the green screen, a big ass fan blowing with an intern throwing water
screenshot of a tweet from @ben_rosen it's crazy that the two main weatherman responsibilities are 1) standing in front of a green screen and reading the temperature 2) surviving a category 5 hurricane
August 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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printed and pinned to my wall

the words of @edsbs.bsky.social are eternal
screenshot of a tweet from @edsbs again, follow your dreams, because unqualified idiots are paid to do things they shouldn't be doing every day, why not you
August 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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he has a file for everything
screenshot of a tweet from @athleisure_monk scully: victim died of multiple stab wounds mulder: *throws her a file* ever heard of the knife alien
August 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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in case you were wondering, probably not, but anyway, this is what i mean by genuinecore

this has all the vibes of a shitpost but is just so pure and wholesome

i dunno man, we all just want 2b treated that kindly
screenshot of a tweet from the great Vincent D'Onofrio @vincentdonofrio pigs can't look up but i could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. i can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. imagine seeing the stars 4the first time. i want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time
August 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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probably my favorite ever

i whisper “moon's haunted” whenever i see it
screenshot of a tweet from @dustinkcouch nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted 9:18 pm 10/29/18 from earth
August 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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it has been a long, sad week

so i'm going to thread some of my favorite shitposts, maybe a few genuinecore posts, whatever

starting with some truth
screenshot of a tweet from @topherflorence back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale 12:33 pm 07 Oct 21
August 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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me getting ready for sleep every night
screenshot from LIVE AT THE NECROPOLIS: LORDS OF SYNTH xangelix is at the top of some stairs, in a half crouched position, blowing into a conch a small inset screen, at the bottom right side of the picture, shows commentators, edgar tangram (left, polyharmonics expert) and zedd centauri (right, octave collector) screenshot from LIVE AT THE NECROPOLIS: LORDS OF SYNTH xangelix, seen from chest up, is raising his conch to heavens, continuing to blow a small inset screen, at the bottom right side of the picture, shows commentators, edgar tangram (left, polyharmonics expert) and zedd centauri (right, octave collector)
August 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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thank you all for your kind words
a portrait of beans, a little yorkie, in a pink sweater, giving a toothless smile beans asleep on my chest beans with her hair disheveled, wondering 'what year is it?' beans, standing on a dog bed, in her pink sweater
August 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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big personality in a little dog ❤️
August 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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me and beanie

both pierced with metal and tongues out
me and beanie shortly after her stitches, you can see them at the top of her head she has a plush blue ring around her neck and is wearing a pink sweater suns out, so tongue is out beans had already “died” in my mind once before. when we found her we took her to a vet to see if she was chipped. she was, but was told there was no info. so we take her home to figure out what to do and she settles right in. she had made her own decision, she was home. couple months later she and willie (rip black dog) get in a squabble over food. little toothless ended up with a wound on her head that required stitches. back to the vet. this time they said there was info on the chip and had to contact her owners. owners said they were going to pick her up, we covered the very bill as a kindness. i was devastated. i cried as if she died. she was dead to me, never again would i see this little dog that changed my world. well, two days go by and her original people never coming to get her. THEY LEFT HER THERE FOR TWO FUCKING DAYS vet office calls and said we can take her, we paid the bill after all. so she came home and gave us so much love and joy in her final old years. i thought that my tears years ago would've been enough for when she finally died. i was wrong.
August 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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i loved you
i will always love you
i am less without you
i am whole having known you
beans, a little yorkie, walking in the grass beans standing in a bed, looking right at the camera think this is one of my first pictures of her beans sitting on my chest tongue out as always beans in a dog bed enjoying the sunshine
August 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Beans passed away yesterday

my heart is struggling 💔
little yorkie, named beans she's staring at the camera, her hair a mess (we called it her tina turner style), her nose is crooked, and her little tongue is sticking out beans laying on a bed of blankets she's looking at the camera, wearing a green sweater
August 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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post your lock screen

surprise, a dog
a tiny brown dog standing in a grass field with blue skies behind her hair is wild, in a style similar to tin turner she is blind, her eyes are clouded grey
July 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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draw me like one of your french doggies
little brown chihuahua with his belly exposed and front paws curled inward, patiently awaiting belly rubs with a goofy smile on his face
July 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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post the most recent pic of your pet
a little white dog resting in a bed
July 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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behind the ear ufo abduction 🛸👽

(apologies for the ear closeup lol 🤷🏽)
a photo of a tattoo behind my ear my hair is in a bun and my hand is pulling my earlobe forward, revealing the tattoo, a little bigger than a quarter it is a saucer-shape ufo with a beam shooting downward. a little stick figure is inside the beam a closer view of the ufo tattoo it is kind of a shitty, blurry photo with not much detail revealed, befitting of a ufo photo the stick figure is clearer in this picture though (also featured: a close up of my ear)
July 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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from the garden

bees 'n' sunflowers
a photo of a gorgeous yellow sunflower two bees rest in the middle, one at “12 o'clock” and the other at “3 o'clock” same sunflower and bees as the first picture, just from a different angle same sunflower, but from a later time three bees this time one at “10 o'clock” one at roughly “six o'clock” and one almost in the center of the flower, this bee has two legs covered in pollen, looking like a pair of yellow saddlebags
July 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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tweet that reads: [mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a [EDIT] paraglider buggy [END EDIT] into power lines] me: is that good
July 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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i don't know how many drunk/stoned videos i've taken of bugs set to that theme

one of my greatest little amusements
July 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM