Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a retired K9 officer says God told him to clean homeless people’s clothing for free, window washers’ equipment partially collapsed, plane returned to terminal after hitting bird, new high tech thieves using WiFi jammers, family of 11 trapped in elevator, community comes together to fix vandalized Christmas display, Sarnia’s pathetic town center Christmas tree, Good Samaritan helps car stuck in tracks as train approaches, casino visitor who won over $1M off $25 bet, LA Dodgers manager supports salary cap and floor for MLB, 12-year-old boxer, Martha Stewart has been hit by lightning 3 times, Taylor Swift bought wedding date from another bride, Dick Van Dyke countdown clock, top trending Google searches in 2025, The Batman 2 in works with Scarlet Johannson, Vin Diesel movie, Michael Bublé thinks we should start listening to Christmas music in June, man called in bomb threat because he couldn’t afford airport parking fee, man points gun at woman he invited over to smoke and chill on Snapchat, man stabbed in neck during road rage incident, how a glass straw sent a woman to the ER, cases of ‘scromiting,’ man chased cockroach with insecticide and caused explosion, Ask Dave & Chuck The Freak, wants Chuck’s advice for possible fling, follow-up from woman who saw guy’s weird PornHub searches, should he propose to his best friend?, and more!

A rescue dog's reaction to her first Christmas tree is melting the internet's collective heart. How could you not get the feels?

Don’t have time to listen to the entire Dave & Chuck the Freak podcast? Check out some of the tastiest bits of the day, including a retired officer doing laundry for the homeless, Lisa’s dating advice, Chuck is Fapman, and more!

A baby seal walked into a New Zealand bar and apparently didn't want to leave! Thankfully, the bar had salmon and that helped get it out of there.

Did you know that 'Armpit Porn' is one of the trendiest fetishes of the year? Who is looking that up!? Is it you??

An Oklahoma woman is going viral on social media after sharing that she now brings a tape measure with her on dates. Sounds like she was previously misled and now she won't let it happen again.

What would you guess is the common household item that sent a California woman to the hospital? You might have one at home and might even be using it right now!

A 64-year-old Alabama woman has been charged in the killing of a man who reportedly broke up with her after they met to have sex. She's the subject of the latest 'Hot Or Not?' on Dave & Chuck The Freak.

A Florida man was arrested despite his doormat that read, "Come Back With A Warrant." Well, ask and you shall receive, I suppose! He was arrested and is now facing charges of forgery and grand theft.

A nearly naked Florida man has been accused of trying to enter the wrong house while drunk. Sounds like he mistakenly thought it was his house but he was still arrested.

A chubby Chinese man is going viral on social media after entering a bodybuilding competition! It's now the feature of the latest 'What's Up With The Asians?' segment on Dave & Chuck The Freak!

There's been an update made in the recent Tara Reid story. She's sticking to her story saying she was drugged but law enforcement is saying there's no evidence of that happening.

An American man is going viral on social media after getting stuck in a German vagina sculpture. It's embarrassing to get stuck anywhere--but a vagina sculpture? That's bad.

The fleeing suspect who jumped into the wrong yard and was brought down by a pit bull is our Idiot Criminal Of The Day. Had he jumped into any other yard he might have gotten away with it!

A drunk raccoon is going viral after being found passed out in a Virginia liquor store bathroom. Sounds like it's time he gets clean.