wait you're supposed to microwave the pizzas??
June 18, 2025 at 5:38 AM
wait you're supposed to microwave the pizzas??
congratulations on clearing blighttown!
May 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
congratulations on clearing blighttown!
can't even imagine if anomalocaris was actually extinct 😨
April 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
can't even imagine if anomalocaris was actually extinct 😨
thoughts anteaters have before waking up in a cold sweat
April 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
thoughts anteaters have before waking up in a cold sweat
incredible how a single cone can transform a fully grown palm into processed wood mulch in under 5 minutes
April 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
incredible how a single cone can transform a fully grown palm into processed wood mulch in under 5 minutes
instant flashbacks to hoxxes
March 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
instant flashbacks to hoxxes
taking a tiny tolerance break myself, but feel free to ping if you ever want a hand!
March 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
taking a tiny tolerance break myself, but feel free to ping if you ever want a hand!
outdated helicoprion my beloved
December 24, 2024 at 9:05 PM
outdated helicoprion my beloved
i vote write it in a song, and play a xanthous xylophone for accompaniment. bonus points if you somehow work in xenon-filled flash bulbs and/or the word "xylem" without torturing the joke further than i already have here
October 15, 2024 at 1:12 PM
i vote write it in a song, and play a xanthous xylophone for accompaniment. bonus points if you somehow work in xenon-filled flash bulbs and/or the word "xylem" without torturing the joke further than i already have here