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Dave
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Product Manager, Luthier, Game Historian, founder of Ask Francis, Dog Appreciator.

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Robert Altman's Frankenstein (1992)
Tim Robbins as Griffin Mil from The Player. He is covered in mid and wearing a towel. His face is covered in a blotchy green mid mask.
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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Elon's incredibly ugly bear statue is up outside of Tesla's California headquarters. Predictably it looks like AI slop made real. Insulting to look at even in an area rife with soulless corporate "art."
The Tesla sign next to a giant bear statue which looks as though it was generated with the prompt, "design me a statue which commemorates that time a cyber truck fucked the California State flag."
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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A Starbucks cup with a mobile order ticket stuck to it with the customer name "Unionize Starbucks"
November 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Any @rilokileyofficial.bsky.social fans out there?
The Zohran for New York sign but it reads "Portions for Foxes"
November 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Solo, sitting in a window wearing a pterodactyl costume hat.
November 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Order now to get it in time to piss off your MAGA relatives at Thanksgiving!

All proceeds go to @socialists.nyc and other DSA chapters!

www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8292...
A red t-shirt with the I Heart NY logo, but the heart has been replaced with a photo of Zohran Mamdani's smiling face.
November 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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How your email finds me
An illustration of two men, and four roosters sharing two packs of cigarettes. the man int he foreground is lighting the cigarette of a white rooster with a red comb.
November 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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God of Stōr
"We've got errands to run BOY"
Me, dressed as Kratos standing in front of a Petco
October 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Dressed as "God of OKRs" and had a meeting with our CEO today.
A bald guy with a beard wearing a leather shoulder paldron and bracers over a grey button down work shirt. His face is painted white with a red stripe like Kratos from the God of War video games. His fist is raised over his head and his mouth is open in a primal scream.
October 31, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Magic Mike & Ike
The Magic Mike poster, but Mike's head is replaced with that of Dwight D. Eisenhower and the title at the bottom has been appended with the "and Ike" logo lifted from a box of Mike and Ike candy.
October 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Found the perfect costume if your dog is racist!
Two sizes of target shopping cart dog costume
October 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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I love a Starry Gazey Pie
A pie with whole fish cooked into it. Their heads stick up out of the crust, gazing at the stars.
October 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Yet another thing to blame on capitalism.
A hand holding a white mug in front of an apple keyboard. The mug reads, in black block text: "EVER SINCE I WAS YOUNG I WANTED TO TURN UNSTRUCTURED DATA INTO ACTIONABLE BUSINESS INSIGHTS"
October 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Saruman: I have decided to open a bakery. All will kneel before the unrelenting power of Risenguard!
A photo of bakery shelves featuring a round bread with a white hand print in flour on the top of it.
September 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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I posit that if you love everything in truth you love nothing.
A guy wearing a Hawaiian style shirt covered with band logos reaching from Ozzy to the Beatles, to kiss, to Nirvana inclusive of everything between.
September 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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When your entire aesthetic says "I think the master race is the Daytona 500"

Source: www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
A still from a music video for a song from pro-Trump rapper Forgiato Blow and MAGA country singer JJ Lawhorn calls for public hangings Blow is wearing fatigues and looks like an absolute cheeseburger chud. Lawhorn is wearing overalls and polo and looks like the kind of guy who would impregnate a 14 year old.
September 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Real League of Magicians energy here.
A screen capture from Arrested Development of the League of Magicians holding a sign which reads "We Demand To Be Taken Seriously" The Magicians are all dressed like assholes in robes, ridiculous suits, and HIGHLY questionable ethnic garb.
September 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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A screen capture from Arrested Development of the League of Magicians with a sign that says "We Demand To Be Taken Seriously" Some of the magicians are wearing various robes, wizard hats, and questionable ethnic garb.
September 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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The "Now that's what I call" logo which reads, "NOW That's what I call MANAGED DEMOCRACY"
September 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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This wouldn't have happened if the 9/11 memorial was a couch.
A headline from The Daily Beast which reads: "JD Vance Pulls Out of 9/11 Memorial at the Last Minute" with a subheading/tag of |CHANGE OF PLAN|
September 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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It should be the policy of every sensible American to turn these clowns into walking sharps containers.
An image of a red sharps container with a white lid.
September 8, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
Dr. Teeth from The Muppet Show.
September 7, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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Hell yeah! He actually shows it of in the latest video.
Zohran sanding in an elevator with faux marble tiling. he's wearing a suit and tie. He's holding up his left hand and pointing at his silver Casio digital watch with his right hand. the subtitle reads "but your time."
September 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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The best way to tell RFK Jr. to fuck off is to get your COVID vaccine. Get your flu shot while you're at it to really piss him off.
A man with a beard showing off the bandaid over his vaccine injection site. His arm is covered in tattoos.
September 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
A sign on a light post which reads "CA$H 4 DIABETIC SUPPLIES" with a phone number which is partially obscured but still readable. It's extremely sketchy. The text is red block on a white background.
September 2, 2025 at 4:57 AM