average ukyo playthrough: i'm one foot in the grave. i have nothing to fear anymore. all i want is for the woman i love to live life with purpose and to remember me fondly

average gen-an playthrough: i'm so evil, i'm gonna beat up this evil guy to prove i'm evil-er than him. #evil

happy happy birthday!! 🥳 🎂

(this is in-reference to the 'anniversary of traumatic events coming up? i guess it's time to be 9 about it' tweet) (<- paranoid of people misconstruing)

you lose complete, total, iron-fisted control over everything in a situation where this should be the case and then suddenly you have to be 14 about it. that's just how it goes!