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immediately clocked that every office chair in Black Ops 7 is an extremely detailed 3D model of a Herman Miller Embody lmao
November 15, 2025 at 10:55 AM
immediately clocked that every office chair in Black Ops 7 is an extremely detailed 3D model of a Herman Miller Embody lmao
Recording my entire Black Ops 7 playthrough meant that I captured moments like when I almost suffocated laughing at
WEAKEN THE NIGHTMARE
Destroys the growths.
WEAKEN THE NIGHTMARE
Destroys the growths.
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Recording my entire Black Ops 7 playthrough meant that I captured moments like when I almost suffocated laughing at
WEAKEN THE NIGHTMARE
Destroys the growths.
WEAKEN THE NIGHTMARE
Destroys the growths.
renting in London is so cooked that estate agents are out here advertising properties without bedrooms
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 AM
renting in London is so cooked that estate agents are out here advertising properties without bedrooms
Still a bit annoyed there's no physical version of the cover on the right...
The futuristic outfit and glowing butterflies in the background do such a better job of conveying this game's visual identity than Man With Gun #237
The futuristic outfit and glowing butterflies in the background do such a better job of conveying this game's visual identity than Man With Gun #237
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Still a bit annoyed there's no physical version of the cover on the right...
The futuristic outfit and glowing butterflies in the background do such a better job of conveying this game's visual identity than Man With Gun #237
The futuristic outfit and glowing butterflies in the background do such a better job of conveying this game's visual identity than Man With Gun #237
incredible things happening on Instagram
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
incredible things happening on Instagram
i can't lose my most valuable asset
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
i can't lose my most valuable asset
Incredible final mission only possibly rivalled by The Grand Palace in Dishonoured 2.
November 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Incredible final mission only possibly rivalled by The Grand Palace in Dishonoured 2.
I forgot to take any photos of the event so you just get to see the wristband I guess
November 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I forgot to take any photos of the event so you just get to see the wristband I guess
Shiny new bio on the website
November 6, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Shiny new bio on the website
still playing as David Mason in 2035
October 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
still playing as David Mason in 2035
it's horrendous but there are some gems in there
October 19, 2025 at 11:20 AM
it's horrendous but there are some gems in there
checked in on the VTMB subreddit (big mistake, huge) and they're just making up things I never said to get mad at them
October 19, 2025 at 9:10 AM
checked in on the VTMB subreddit (big mistake, huge) and they're just making up things I never said to get mad at them
out for jellied eels with the boys
October 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
out for jellied eels with the boys
I don't mess around when it comes to Hitman: Absolution
October 16, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I don't mess around when it comes to Hitman: Absolution
it's too late - i've already depicted myself as the nonchalant dachshund, and you as the relentless bird
October 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
it's too late - i've already depicted myself as the nonchalant dachshund, and you as the relentless bird
okay she's pretty cool tbf
October 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
okay she's pretty cool tbf
did my first proper car clean and discovered the previous owner left the plastic wrap on like 90% of the trim so it's all completely brand new underneath
September 28, 2025 at 11:36 AM
did my first proper car clean and discovered the previous owner left the plastic wrap on like 90% of the trim so it's all completely brand new underneath
new keyboard!! (I spilled a drink on my last one)
September 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
new keyboard!! (I spilled a drink on my last one)