Whew! My perception of reality does indeed accurately reflect real reality.

Ira Glass was right.

And the toilet, well, let’s just say modern toilets aren’t designed to be easily plunged.

You know, modern toilet aesthetics and all.

The 8yo wanted to add Gargantua from Interstellar to his Ad Astra modded Minecraft. He fucking loves black holes but hasn’t seen the movie because Dogman has about his limit on narrative tension.

And now I know how to use numpy.

modrinth.com/mod/ad-astra

90% done. Ran out of sunlight. The posts look a little janky because you can just go straight to hell.

Oh damn, that was my neighborhood Gristedes from 20 years ago. The floors were … sticky. Like, mouse glue trap sticky. It’s empty now? For how long?

This makes me so tired....

Exclusive gusset in the crotch--hell yeah!

Aaaaannnnnddddd we're back to the ice in the urinals thing....

Oh no! Vespucci was his *last* name! Amerigo was his first! Goddamn it. This is like naming an entire country after a dude named Carl or Chad.

The Ginger Pistol!

Sweet baby Jesús, let’s go!

Mark Sanchez!!