J 🌾
@dasdatjordy.bsky.social
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Need to get fucked so bad
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Need to get fucked so bad
Reckon she wanted Zootopia to actually be called Zootel Aviv
Ginnifer Goodwin tells us how the animators at Walt Disney incorporated her real-life mannerisms into Judy Hopps for ‘ZOOTOPIA 2’
“Now, when I’m watching [Judy on screen], that’s why I’m getting flashes of myself... it has to do with how she smiles in different ways.”
“Now, when I’m watching [Judy on screen], that’s why I’m getting flashes of myself... it has to do with how she smiles in different ways.”
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Reckon she wanted Zootopia to actually be called Zootel Aviv
Trying to find these last 2 colourful screws is gonna kill me
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Trying to find these last 2 colourful screws is gonna kill me
Stupid lizard brain having to pee as soon as I turn the shower on every single time
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Stupid lizard brain having to pee as soon as I turn the shower on every single time
I just need someone or 10 to cum on my face
November 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I just need someone or 10 to cum on my face
Neeeed someone to add alien superstar to that walking mega starmie video
October 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Neeeed someone to add alien superstar to that walking mega starmie video
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Who can I trade with in legends ZA 🥺 neeeeeed to evolve my kadabra and machoke
October 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Who can I trade with in legends ZA 🥺 neeeeeed to evolve my kadabra and machoke
This the sickest shit I’ve ever heard spotify.link/ECDRQMdyPXb
Berghain
spotify.link
October 28, 2025 at 9:41 AM
This the sickest shit I’ve ever heard spotify.link/ECDRQMdyPXb
This female ALPHA Eevee bout to be the hottest vaporeon on the block
October 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
This female ALPHA Eevee bout to be the hottest vaporeon on the block
PinkPantheress it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you though there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard
October 26, 2025 at 9:59 AM
PinkPantheress it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you though there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard
Legends: Z-A is fabulous but I’m gonna need a word with whoever was in charge if the Pokémon size scaling
October 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Legends: Z-A is fabulous but I’m gonna need a word with whoever was in charge if the Pokémon size scaling
This, sticky date pudding, earl grey and a joint
October 24, 2025 at 12:15 PM
This, sticky date pudding, earl grey and a joint
I could suck on oomf’s foreskin for hours on end
October 24, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I could suck on oomf’s foreskin for hours on end
Fuck me that episode of gen v was sick
October 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Fuck me that episode of gen v was sick
I’ve been having the most half-assed wank for the last hour
October 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I’ve been having the most half-assed wank for the last hour
uv.club
October 12, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Thinking of starting a UV club or unlockt but idk which. Unlockt seems like less work, UV club feels too social
October 12, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Thinking of starting a UV club or unlockt but idk which. Unlockt seems like less work, UV club feels too social
Why aren’t I getting bred rn
October 3, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Why aren’t I getting bred rn
Should I post the videos I took of me finally using my dildo
September 24, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Should I post the videos I took of me finally using my dildo
I hate LinkedIn so much what do you mean it’s unprofessional to tell one of my best friends I love them
September 23, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I hate LinkedIn so much what do you mean it’s unprofessional to tell one of my best friends I love them
It’s 5:30am and u can’t tell if I haven’t slept at all or if I just woke up at some ungodly hour and couldn’t get back to sleep
September 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
It’s 5:30am and u can’t tell if I haven’t slept at all or if I just woke up at some ungodly hour and couldn’t get back to sleep