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Boomer
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A human, as far as anyone can prove
Ummer it won't work out to see it live, but the VST will have your back.
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Find a charity you can volunteer for? I'm about to do Desert Bus for Hope again, and honestly having this in my life is a huge part of what's getting me through The Terrors.
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I don't think we can say for sure this person's brain WOULDN'T make great countertops, except that there's definitely not enough of it.
November 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I once had the glorious moment of sitting between a guy older than me who knew Soylent Green but had never heard of the real product Soylent, and people younger than me who knew the product but not the reference. Getting to connect those two perspectives and see the reactions from opposite ends...
November 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
They could, but you'd be better off fucking like, bent over a counter or table. Better positioning and solid writing surface available.
And I'm taking the joke way too literally, I realize, but still, this is what my brain does.
November 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Reverse cowgirl doesn't seem like a good choice for that then, unless I'm misunderstanding the position. I guess person on the bottom can write on their partner's back, but doesn't person on the top have legs in the way?
November 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Okay, as someone who got a theatre degree then largely never used it because I couldn't stand spending my life with Theatre People, even holding that much ire for my own kind, I disavow this loser.
Not one of us, because no matter what he 'studied', he clearly learned nothing.
November 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Fugi gets to have redacted pronouns? I didn't know that was an option, no fair!
November 1, 2025 at 9:17 AM
It seems to be at least partially a neo-dadaist thing where it's lack of any actual meaning is largely the point. And possibly a joke about algorithmic virality.
October 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM