Schumer needs to take a long walk off a very short pier

I'm going to be the world's only middle-aged mutant Ninja turtle.

We laugh so we don't cry. Lol. That attitude is really going to help in the postwar nuclear wasteland. I'm hoping we grow tails! Ooh or shells!? I mean my eye just fell right off but I can see the future is bright (bc nuclear blast).

I fucking wrote on their pages. They sold us out for pedophiles. They starved children for child rape traffickers. This is the apocalypse. You should probably hurry over before the possum and squirrel fajitas are done cooking over this burning truck tire lol.

Oh hell yeah. Only the David ones though.

That was his trump/Palpatine moment lol. He went full incel.

This is the exact thing i heard that sent me into a rage lol. Never thought I'd ever aay the words FUCK CLAYTON KERSHAW

That makes sense. Although I don't know why anyone pays for anything from Panera because nothing is good. I bought the soup for my sick mom bc she wanted to try it. She hated it, and I did not want to waste it. I gave some to my raccoon and she didn't even want it. I feed 🦝🦨 outside my back yard 🤣

By the way I'm one of the people that didn't get SNAP benefits, so I'm not just telling others to suck it up. I'm going to food banks but I do not care. It takes a long time to starve to death but it doesn't take long to lose your moral integrity. Nothing worth fighting for will be easy to obtain.

And I really hope that you will not vote to reopen the government until we have the ACA deal. We need to be tough and stop being so soft. Democrats always look weak. Our party leadership is weak. It's aging, out of touch, and cowardly. They play ball with Nazis. WE'RE COUNTING ON YOU TO CHANGE THAT!

Exactly. There's no way they could do this without the media being complicit. And oh my God are they ever. That was what actually really surprised me. I thought that the liberal leaning media would use this as nuclear warhead ammunition to take down Trump. Instead they've helped install his fascism

Yeah seriously the only things they won were 17 that were completely unopposed. It's pretty hard to lose when no one opposes you. Somehow I thought the mega crowd would find a way to lose anyway because they are so fucking idiotic. Bunch of child raping troglodytes.

That was supposed to say parenting instincts*. Lol. I saw a sulcata tortoise when I bought cat food this morning. People were like oh my God. I was just like "I've seen cuter." Lol. I seriously can't stop playing with their little FEET. They hate it though, but it's like, "don't be adorable then."🐢💚

Well it's hard to think clearly when you're malnourished. It was honestly a genius move of him to starve everybody. And now they're petitioning the court to take away any SNAP food aid that they gave in case people start to wise up. Got to keep them sick, scared, poor, hungry and in debt.

Another reason I love ladybugs is cuz they're fucking gangsta

I figured out a hack next time. You can't wish for more wishes, but you CAN technically wish that you could wish for more wishes. Then wish for more wishes. Boom, Unlimited ladybugs. You can be Queen of the Lady bugs. Queen Katie Bug. 👸🏿 And they're carnivorous so a swarm would eat your enemies.

First thing I do when I get there is visit north vagina canyon

God I wish somebody would have bombed that place and everybody survived but had no limbs and went blind and deaf.