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I was feeling similarly bad for Matthew Gertz until his similarly named criminal counterpart left before that inconvenient investigation into underaged sex could be publicized in greater detail.
December 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I was feeling similarly bad for Matthew Gertz until his similarly named criminal counterpart left before that inconvenient investigation into underaged sex could be publicized in greater detail.
Chef's kiss description of the Trump era. 👌
December 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Chef's kiss description of the Trump era. 👌
Ridiculous how he's trying to play the crowd with this.
December 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Ridiculous how he's trying to play the crowd with this.
Trump's only healthcare plan, essentially:
December 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Trump's only healthcare plan, essentially:
#PutinsPuppet styled sock puppets absolutely infest U.S. social media. They live, and love, to provoke Americans into going at each others' throats.
Our division serves their master's agenda, and that's how they helped loft their favorite useful idiot POTUS 47 into office.
Let's neutralize them.
Our division serves their master's agenda, and that's how they helped loft their favorite useful idiot POTUS 47 into office.
Let's neutralize them.
December 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
#PutinsPuppet styled sock puppets absolutely infest U.S. social media. They live, and love, to provoke Americans into going at each others' throats.
Our division serves their master's agenda, and that's how they helped loft their favorite useful idiot POTUS 47 into office.
Let's neutralize them.
Our division serves their master's agenda, and that's how they helped loft their favorite useful idiot POTUS 47 into office.
Let's neutralize them.
That's a raw take...!
December 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
That's a raw take...!
"#IOnlyPutInEffortWhen my name is involvinged..."
December 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"#IOnlyPutInEffortWhen my name is involvinged..."
#IOnlyPutInEffortWhen things are about to get dicey...
December 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
#IOnlyPutInEffortWhen things are about to get dicey...
#IOnlyPutInEffortWhen the drugs finally kick in.
December 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
#IOnlyPutInEffortWhen the drugs finally kick in.
#IOnlyPutInEffortWhen you're not looking.
December 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
#IOnlyPutInEffortWhen you're not looking.
#IOnlyPutInEffortWhen I know I can do better. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
#IOnlyPutInEffortWhen I know I can do better. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#IOnlyPutInEffortWhen I get their head in the game.
December 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
#IOnlyPutInEffortWhen I get their head in the game.
#IOnlyPutInEffortWhen the ends justify the meats.
December 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
#IOnlyPutInEffortWhen the ends justify the meats.
Grammar Nazi is the only acceptable form these days.
I will persist, mein freund!
I will persist, mein freund!
December 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Grammar Nazi is the only acceptable form these days.
I will persist, mein freund!
I will persist, mein freund!
I believe it's "jig", derived from fishing. Though if it nowadays it's evolved into one of those sort of differently spelled terms pointing to the same thing, so be it.
December 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I believe it's "jig", derived from fishing. Though if it nowadays it's evolved into one of those sort of differently spelled terms pointing to the same thing, so be it.
December 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
December 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM