ADMIRAL OZZEL WILL PAY DEARLY FOR ADDING THE BOTHANS TO THE IMPERIAL GROUP CHAT.

ABSOLUTELY FUMING!!!!!

TODAY, OF ALL DAYS, WE SHOULD PUT ASIDE OUR DIFFERENCES TO REMEMBER THE ONE BORN OF A VIRGIN MOTHER, WHO, AS A MAN, TRANSFORMED AN ANCIENT RELIGION AND PERFORMED MANY MIRACULOUS FEATS, WHO AT THE VERY END SACRIFICED HIS OWN LIFE TO BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE.

MERRY SITHMAS!!

I HAVE BEEN ASKED BY SOME TO SET OUT MY VIEW ON THE ASSISTED DYING BILL WHICH, FOR CLARITY, I AM MOST PLEASED TO DO.

I AM ALL FOR ASSISTED DYING. PARTICULARLY FOR YOUNGLINGS AND JEDI.

THE WOKE LEFTY REBELS DECISION TO IMPOSE INHERITANCE TAX ON MOISTURE FARMERS IS AN OUTRAGE!!

MY OWN STEPBROTHER IS A MOISTURE FARMER AND HE EARNS A PITTANCE HAVING TO RELY UPON DEFECTIVE DROIDS AND A WHINEY TEENAGER TO SURVIVE!!

ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS!! 😡😡

ABSOLUTELY SPEECHLESS.

😥😥😥

GALACTIC CIVIL WAR IS INEVITABLE.

YOU KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE.

I JUST WANT TO BE VERY CLEAR WHEN I SAY LUKE IS *ABSOLUTELY* FINE, HIS HAND IS FULLY ATTACHED TO HIS BODY AND NOT IN ANY WAY 'MISALIGNED'.

I DO NOT KNOW HOW THIS OBVIOUSLY FAKE PHOTO WAS RELEASED BUT REST ASSURED I WILL INVESTIGATE. 👍

#KateMiddleton #KateGate

WITH THE NEWS OF THE NEW BREXIT EMPIRE ENTERING RECESSION I IMPLORE ALL BREXIT CITIZENS; DO NOT HEED THE SIREN CALLS OF THE WOKE, LEFTY REBELS!!

DO NOT TAKE US BACK TO SQUARE ONE BUT INSTEAD, ALLOW US TO FINISH THE JOB AND *COMPLETELY* DESTROY THE BRITISH ECONOMY.
#recession

HAVE YOU NOT BEEN MONITORING MY TRANSMISSIONS, COMMANDER FGC!?!!!

ABSOLUTELY FUMING!! 😡 😡 😡

"I bet you a thousand pounds I can do something even more idiotically insensitive within the next 48 hours."

#SunakResign #Sunak #PMQs

DENTAL RECOVERY PLAN!?!!

PAH!!

BREXIT CITIZENS PULLING THEIR OWN TEETH OUT AND USING SUPERGLUE TO FILL THEIR TEETH IS CHARACTER BUILDING!!

I DIDN'T FIGHT IN THE GALACTIC CIVIL WAR FOR THIS WOKERY!! 😡

I BET YOU A THOUSAND CREDITS I CAN DESTROY YOUR HOMEWORLD BEFORE THE DAY IS OUT.
#SunakOut

YES, I ADMIT THAT I WAS INVOLVED IN THE CREATION OF THE GALACTIC EMPIRE BUT I WAS ONLY DOING IT TO PROTECT MY WIFE.

I HONESTLY CANNOT SEE WHAT I HAVE DONE WRONG.

#bbclaurak #ppeCorruption #MoneAlone

I HAVE BEEN USED AS A SCAPEGOAT BY THE EMPEROR AND GRAND MOFF TARKIN FOR THEIR OWN PART IN GALACTIC TYRANNY.

THIS HOLOMENTARY WILL BEGIN TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT THIS SCANDAL.

YOU KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE. 👍

#ppe #ToryCorruption #MoneAlone

THE PLAN TO PERMANENTLY SEND LEFTY, REBEL LAWYERS TO RWANDA IS A MOST PLEASING PLAN THAT I WHOLEHEARTEDLY ENDORSE.

YOU KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE.