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Darren (taylors version)™️🍀 Edin N1 N2
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Welcome Twitter exile moots!! Hopefully going to be super active on here and interact with you all as much as I can!

29, Scotland, Taylor Swift stan, Celtic, 80s pop expert, No.1 Roger Moore James Bond defender. Taylor looked at me.

I’m sick of the sight of wrestlers and dinosaurs 😭
November 13, 2025 at 7:08 AM
ohh yeah the barbie doll are so bad, I swear I still have trauma from the year I was put in that aisle 😭
November 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I think this boy might be the worst we’ve ever had.

for context we have a couple of those big Jurassic park dinosaurs and he asked me “why is the gap between the shelves bigger here”, he seemed genuinely confused when I told him that they wouldn’t fit in if the gap was smaller 😭
November 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
literally!!! it feels like they send a ton of it in for absolutely no reason!

wrestling is currently the bane of my life rn, I’m getting bombarded with it every night and there’s like 40 different figures, doesn’t help that people dump it on the floor too and I have to sort through it all 😭
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
christmas temps are something else ,this boy I had just disappears or wanders about on his phone 😭

at one point I asked him if he could put the Jurassic park stock on the shelves and he just looked at me and asked “what does that mean” ☠️
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I was paired with an 18 year old boy on Friday and Saturday night, I would have literally been done quicker without him, he just didn’t care or even try 😭
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
in the words of Taylor “it’s me hi, I’m the problem”
November 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
im one and idek what I want 😭
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
funnily enough I was looking out my Christmas records this evening!!
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
🫶🫶🫶🫶
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
the picture doesn’t do it justice, it’s about 3” thick 😂
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
😂😂
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
😂😂 mines is the name Carl, I cannot say it 😂
November 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
🗣️ purple burglar alarm
November 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
ok so that was real? I saw it earlier on but I was contributing it to a nightshift lack of sleep fever dream 😂
November 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM