@darkwebmallcop.bsky.social
high school drop out
ex-Navy
ex-arms control inspector
Herring in a fur coat despiser
Hemorrhoid sufferer
Proud Cishet dipshit
ex-Navy
ex-arms control inspector
Herring in a fur coat despiser
Hemorrhoid sufferer
Proud Cishet dipshit
VFA-106 F-18s up and on station
November 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
VFA-106 F-18s up and on station
Nothing showing up on the flight planners yet
November 29, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Nothing showing up on the flight planners yet
“Michael it’s just 28 knots, 4000nm endurance, 32 launcher cells, and a helo hanger how hard could it be?”
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
“Michael it’s just 28 knots, 4000nm endurance, 32 launcher cells, and a helo hanger how hard could it be?”
“Last name Horyn. First name Iwonna. Middle initial B.”
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
“Last name Horyn. First name Iwonna. Middle initial B.”
This Christmas you’ll be visited by three spirits
The three spirits
The three spirits
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This Christmas you’ll be visited by three spirits
The three spirits
The three spirits
“Mr. President, before you fire him Ka$h wishes to respectfully remind you of what he knows.”
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
“Mr. President, before you fire him Ka$h wishes to respectfully remind you of what he knows.”
This guy is the ultimate delta force operator
Not a joke
Not a joke
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This guy is the ultimate delta force operator
Not a joke
Not a joke
“Online. Drop 50. Fire for effect.”
November 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“Online. Drop 50. Fire for effect.”
Not sure if I’ve ever seen an E-2C on Flight Radar before….means the carrier is nearby
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Not sure if I’ve ever seen an E-2C on Flight Radar before….means the carrier is nearby
Two F-18s escorting a B-52 just off Venezuela
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Two F-18s escorting a B-52 just off Venezuela
Fuck Sean Duffy. I’ll wear my dress Kleenex boxes on the plane if I want to
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Fuck Sean Duffy. I’ll wear my dress Kleenex boxes on the plane if I want to
If you’re reading @captmarkkelly.bsky.social or staff - sign my cruise book!
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
If you’re reading @captmarkkelly.bsky.social or staff - sign my cruise book!
His USS Midway cruise book photo from Desert Storm kind of cracks me up. Id love for him to sign it
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
His USS Midway cruise book photo from Desert Storm kind of cracks me up. Id love for him to sign it
Grok is basically calling Elon a Stalin/Mao/Hitler level killer
November 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Grok is basically calling Elon a Stalin/Mao/Hitler level killer
Should be interesting
November 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Should be interesting
Guess they haven’t fixed Grok yet
November 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Guess they haven’t fixed Grok yet
99 percent of Ireland speaks English but I dare you to poll the Irish about bending the knee to King Charles
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
99 percent of Ireland speaks English but I dare you to poll the Irish about bending the knee to King Charles
New “WTF you dumb ass” reaction just dropped
November 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
New “WTF you dumb ass” reaction just dropped
Let’s tease the concept out a bit
November 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Let’s tease the concept out a bit
Asking Grok about Elmo is kinda fun
November 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Asking Grok about Elmo is kinda fun