Sandy’s AD 🦈 🩵 💨
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Husky security officer (the size AND the breed) regretting the large lemonade he had for lunch as he guards the parking lot, the treeline tempting him from just a few feet away…
No, he can wait. He just has to ignore that nagging pressure in his abdomen for a couple more hours…
No, he can wait. He just has to ignore that nagging pressure in his abdomen for a couple more hours…
February 3, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Husky security officer (the size AND the breed) regretting the large lemonade he had for lunch as he guards the parking lot, the treeline tempting him from just a few feet away…
No, he can wait. He just has to ignore that nagging pressure in his abdomen for a couple more hours…
No, he can wait. He just has to ignore that nagging pressure in his abdomen for a couple more hours…
“Sorry for the delay folks…we have to make a bit of an…unscheduled stop…”
The last words you hear before you spot the terrier conductor outside the window, hobbling toward the trees and unzipping, his shoulders relax as his stream cascades between his boots.
Maybe taking the train isn’t so bad~
The last words you hear before you spot the terrier conductor outside the window, hobbling toward the trees and unzipping, his shoulders relax as his stream cascades between his boots.
Maybe taking the train isn’t so bad~
February 3, 2026 at 12:24 AM
“Sorry for the delay folks…we have to make a bit of an…unscheduled stop…”
The last words you hear before you spot the terrier conductor outside the window, hobbling toward the trees and unzipping, his shoulders relax as his stream cascades between his boots.
Maybe taking the train isn’t so bad~
The last words you hear before you spot the terrier conductor outside the window, hobbling toward the trees and unzipping, his shoulders relax as his stream cascades between his boots.
Maybe taking the train isn’t so bad~
Big chubby Labrador guy in a high vis vest doing some road work, nothing out of the ordinary.
Him choosing to pee on the bright red hydrant on the street corner instead of using the porta potty?
Again, nothing out of the ordinary.
Him choosing to pee on the bright red hydrant on the street corner instead of using the porta potty?
Again, nothing out of the ordinary.
February 3, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Big chubby Labrador guy in a high vis vest doing some road work, nothing out of the ordinary.
Him choosing to pee on the bright red hydrant on the street corner instead of using the porta potty?
Again, nothing out of the ordinary.
Him choosing to pee on the bright red hydrant on the street corner instead of using the porta potty?
Again, nothing out of the ordinary.
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Your old man schnauzer neighbor who likes to mark his territory in his backyard
Poke your head out the back door at the crack of dawn and you catch him watering the grass with his weak trickle of a stream~
Poke your head out the back door at the crack of dawn and you catch him watering the grass with his weak trickle of a stream~
December 21, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Your old man schnauzer neighbor who likes to mark his territory in his backyard
Poke your head out the back door at the crack of dawn and you catch him watering the grass with his weak trickle of a stream~
Poke your head out the back door at the crack of dawn and you catch him watering the grass with his weak trickle of a stream~
Big gruff wolf boss at the company picnic
Some of his “pack” who have had a few beers decide to embrace their primal roots and mark the park’s shrubbery. The boss can’t resist the urge to join them, his stream going on the longest~
Some of his “pack” who have had a few beers decide to embrace their primal roots and mark the park’s shrubbery. The boss can’t resist the urge to join them, his stream going on the longest~
February 2, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Big gruff wolf boss at the company picnic
Some of his “pack” who have had a few beers decide to embrace their primal roots and mark the park’s shrubbery. The boss can’t resist the urge to join them, his stream going on the longest~
Some of his “pack” who have had a few beers decide to embrace their primal roots and mark the park’s shrubbery. The boss can’t resist the urge to join them, his stream going on the longest~
How am I just realizing that the year of the horse opens the door to awesome taur art? 😳
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
How am I just realizing that the year of the horse opens the door to awesome taur art? 😳
Merry Christmas from Cliff, on his way to bring you presents (long as you've been good~)
If you've been bad, he's sitting on you after a full carton of eggnog.
If you've been bad, he's sitting on you after a full carton of eggnog.
December 25, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Merry Christmas from Cliff, on his way to bring you presents (long as you've been good~)
If you've been bad, he's sitting on you after a full carton of eggnog.
If you've been bad, he's sitting on you after a full carton of eggnog.
Your old man schnauzer neighbor who likes to mark his territory in his backyard
Poke your head out the back door at the crack of dawn and you catch him watering the grass with his weak trickle of a stream~
Poke your head out the back door at the crack of dawn and you catch him watering the grass with his weak trickle of a stream~
December 21, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Your old man schnauzer neighbor who likes to mark his territory in his backyard
Poke your head out the back door at the crack of dawn and you catch him watering the grass with his weak trickle of a stream~
Poke your head out the back door at the crack of dawn and you catch him watering the grass with his weak trickle of a stream~
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Reply or quote if you are anti-AI, anti-generative-AI and pro-human made art.
December 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Reply or quote if you are anti-AI, anti-generative-AI and pro-human made art.
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Yesterday my account here was suspended due to someone flagging my cartoon feral porn as violating Bsky's "Animal Safety" rules. It's not everyone's thing ofc, but it felt gross to be so hamhandedly censored.
December 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Yesterday my account here was suspended due to someone flagging my cartoon feral porn as violating Bsky's "Animal Safety" rules. It's not everyone's thing ofc, but it felt gross to be so hamhandedly censored.
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I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks
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thinking about having to stop mid-conversation to grunt and hike a leg to push out a massive fart. extra points if there's crazy gurgling and swelling beforehand
December 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
thinking about having to stop mid-conversation to grunt and hike a leg to push out a massive fart. extra points if there's crazy gurgling and swelling beforehand
I’m really depressed tonite ngl, I wasted so much of my life sitting in my room and I currently live online and only make it worse
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I’m really depressed tonite ngl, I wasted so much of my life sitting in my room and I currently live online and only make it worse
I’m too overstimulated to sleep and too understimulated to put the phone down, I didn’t eat enough today so I’m hungry, and I’m sadge cause I read too many doomer tweets about zoomers while looking for porn :(
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I’m too overstimulated to sleep and too understimulated to put the phone down, I didn’t eat enough today so I’m hungry, and I’m sadge cause I read too many doomer tweets about zoomers while looking for porn :(
LRP I really dislike being told how to be an adult because it reminds me I haven’t been doing a very good job.
I should get off for tonight, I probably look crazy spiraling over this person’s thread like this
I should get off for tonight, I probably look crazy spiraling over this person’s thread like this
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
LRP I really dislike being told how to be an adult because it reminds me I haven’t been doing a very good job.
I should get off for tonight, I probably look crazy spiraling over this person’s thread like this
I should get off for tonight, I probably look crazy spiraling over this person’s thread like this
I didn’t listen to this advice and got a writing for television course in college.
Turns out, it was oriented around dramedys and dramas, and after 27 years of making Cartoon Network my personality, I don’t know jack shit about telling an adult story.
Class was hell for my writing partner.
Turns out, it was oriented around dramedys and dramas, and after 27 years of making Cartoon Network my personality, I don’t know jack shit about telling an adult story.
Class was hell for my writing partner.
I don't know how to say this and not sound mean but I used to have an annoyance w/ the whole "You GOTTA watch stuff other than kids cartoons you GOTTA broaden your horizons" even tho I watched very few kids cartoons, and having recently gone back to watch a few
You GOTTA broaden your horizons
You GOTTA broaden your horizons
November 15, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I didn’t listen to this advice and got a writing for television course in college.
Turns out, it was oriented around dramedys and dramas, and after 27 years of making Cartoon Network my personality, I don’t know jack shit about telling an adult story.
Class was hell for my writing partner.
Turns out, it was oriented around dramedys and dramas, and after 27 years of making Cartoon Network my personality, I don’t know jack shit about telling an adult story.
Class was hell for my writing partner.
Morning bump!
Some assorted Cliff drawings I churned out today 🦝
October 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Morning bump!
Some assorted Cliff drawings I churned out today 🦝
October 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Some assorted Cliff drawings I churned out today 🦝
Big stallion trucker built like a fridge, pissing on the side of gas station cuz there was no restroom available 💦
An elephant trucker just as big comes over and joins him~ 💦
An elephant trucker just as big comes over and joins him~ 💦
October 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Big stallion trucker built like a fridge, pissing on the side of gas station cuz there was no restroom available 💦
An elephant trucker just as big comes over and joins him~ 💦
An elephant trucker just as big comes over and joins him~ 💦
LRP Cliff smooshed into a booth like this stuffing himself with a tall stack of pancakes, hefty omelette, greasy bacon and hash browns, occasionally letting out a low belch~
You’ll be hearing his belly gurgle and digest for several hours in the road afterward, and yes that includes more burps 🫧
You’ll be hearing his belly gurgle and digest for several hours in the road afterward, and yes that includes more burps 🫧
October 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
LRP Cliff smooshed into a booth like this stuffing himself with a tall stack of pancakes, hefty omelette, greasy bacon and hash browns, occasionally letting out a low belch~
You’ll be hearing his belly gurgle and digest for several hours in the road afterward, and yes that includes more burps 🫧
You’ll be hearing his belly gurgle and digest for several hours in the road afterward, and yes that includes more burps 🫧
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aahhh, sweet release...
hope you weren't fond of the air on this planet, 'cause it's gonna be nothing but putrid skunktaur farts before I'm even half empty! and if you fancy a headstart on adapting to it, come get a whiff~
wonderful commission from @leprosick.bsky.social, they did an amazing job :3
hope you weren't fond of the air on this planet, 'cause it's gonna be nothing but putrid skunktaur farts before I'm even half empty! and if you fancy a headstart on adapting to it, come get a whiff~
wonderful commission from @leprosick.bsky.social, they did an amazing job :3
October 21, 2025 at 11:58 AM
aahhh, sweet release...
hope you weren't fond of the air on this planet, 'cause it's gonna be nothing but putrid skunktaur farts before I'm even half empty! and if you fancy a headstart on adapting to it, come get a whiff~
wonderful commission from @leprosick.bsky.social, they did an amazing job :3
hope you weren't fond of the air on this planet, 'cause it's gonna be nothing but putrid skunktaur farts before I'm even half empty! and if you fancy a headstart on adapting to it, come get a whiff~
wonderful commission from @leprosick.bsky.social, they did an amazing job :3
My trucker Cliff fucking this up
before hitting the road in his rig and dealing with the very gassy aftermath
Smiling as his burps rattle the dash and his farts bake the scent of his ass into the seats~
before hitting the road in his rig and dealing with the very gassy aftermath
Smiling as his burps rattle the dash and his farts bake the scent of his ass into the seats~
October 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
My trucker Cliff fucking this up
before hitting the road in his rig and dealing with the very gassy aftermath
Smiling as his burps rattle the dash and his farts bake the scent of his ass into the seats~
before hitting the road in his rig and dealing with the very gassy aftermath
Smiling as his burps rattle the dash and his farts bake the scent of his ass into the seats~
His name’s Paulie
If you ever want tickets to a sold out concert or those fancy shoes you been eyeing, he’s your guy~
Just don’t tell anyone where you got em from…
If you ever want tickets to a sold out concert or those fancy shoes you been eyeing, he’s your guy~
Just don’t tell anyone where you got em from…
October 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
His name’s Paulie
If you ever want tickets to a sold out concert or those fancy shoes you been eyeing, he’s your guy~
Just don’t tell anyone where you got em from…
If you ever want tickets to a sold out concert or those fancy shoes you been eyeing, he’s your guy~
Just don’t tell anyone where you got em from…