Hey we're always down for new fans!

Oh dude! You caught us at just the right time. It was tiny-ass wooden capybaras. Merry Christmas

That one, your honor.

I hope you appreciate that I re-squirted your squirt.

Back in 2012, Sweden let a different Swede run its Twitter account every week.

Have they thought of using that system for the secretary of defense maybe?

You have one week with every tank they have. Go.

But why monopoly money?

This man is an abyssal enigma we now know too much about.

It looks like it's showing off a home made adobe villa.

LOOK AT WHAT A LITTLE ELBOW GREASE AND HUMAN REMAINS CAN DO FOR YOU!

I put no points in my Time Perception skill so unfortunately it is just the base 10.

But I worked so very hard on my skeets. Do you want to see my skeet collection?

ISO a tall terrible woman looking to have their lithe form clasped as they swirn in the tarns that our madness has crossed. DMs open.

Broke the second microwave in two days by making Easy Mac the hard way so we'll go with "Generating tech garbage" as the war effort this year.

Buy Kraft and Kenmore war bonds and get a free set of vinegar and baking soda.

I bought a copy of the first three episodes of Trigun and watched it and was enthralled. I had to go back and buy the full set THAT DAY from Suncoast Video because I'm an antique human.

It was the first thing I ever binge watched.

An entire Delta Green campaign chasing a cult to recover lost magical ephemera and it's just a drug cartel and a ton of art pieces stuffed full of coke.

"The be-tentacled statuette has a hinged opening underneath. When you open it, ivory powder spills out."

"This must be the powder of Hastur!"

Oof 😬 I've only ever looked at their Outgunned stuff.

They're in the middle of a Kickstarter for their second edition: www.backerkit.com/c/projects/t...

I'm waiting with baited breath for the Outgunned Adventure Action Flicks Vol. 2 to see what they add for its "Old One's" setting. I'd love to play Call of Cthulhu with gambling/Yahtzee dice rules.

The villain is the harbinger who is using the message of the villain to get what they want and the villain is actually super chill and means something else entirely.

"Buy one of these home alarms policies, or you'll get one of these home invasions."

Make every restaurant 'Dicks Last Resort' and we'll defeat the obesity epidemic.