Fable
@darkentrophy.bsky.social
Writer Extraordinaire, Rodent Aficionado, Holder of Questionable Opinions, Male He/Him if that matters to you
He loves maple syrup so much, his milk might be syrup...
November 24, 2025 at 8:35 AM
He loves maple syrup so much, his milk might be syrup...
I mean, the first pure element was discovered by a would-be alchemist who boiled and purified urine until they only had phosphorous (believing that its yellow color meant it could be alchemized into gold). So, if you're padded all day, you'll have access to a similar supply...
November 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I mean, the first pure element was discovered by a would-be alchemist who boiled and purified urine until they only had phosphorous (believing that its yellow color meant it could be alchemized into gold). So, if you're padded all day, you'll have access to a similar supply...
The trick is to make the venue be a kobold petting zoo and crowdsource the fee to the attendees.
November 23, 2025 at 5:28 AM
The trick is to make the venue be a kobold petting zoo and crowdsource the fee to the attendees.
I have a fear of diapers and honking, though!
November 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I have a fear of diapers and honking, though!
November 22, 2025 at 7:16 AM
How fitting, it looks like a prison uniform, guess you're sentenced to a weekend in it~
November 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
How fitting, it looks like a prison uniform, guess you're sentenced to a weekend in it~
I asked!
You said no...
So instead I had to defend these two brats as their lawyer to help them avoid hard timeout. While being pacigagged. And as they threatened the jury.
It wasn't the most illustrious start to my career...
You said no...
So instead I had to defend these two brats as their lawyer to help them avoid hard timeout. While being pacigagged. And as they threatened the jury.
It wasn't the most illustrious start to my career...
November 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I asked!
You said no...
So instead I had to defend these two brats as their lawyer to help them avoid hard timeout. While being pacigagged. And as they threatened the jury.
It wasn't the most illustrious start to my career...
You said no...
So instead I had to defend these two brats as their lawyer to help them avoid hard timeout. While being pacigagged. And as they threatened the jury.
It wasn't the most illustrious start to my career...
Let it be known this subby orange mouse isn't me, and to prove it I'll clean your house!
....Wait.
....Wait.
November 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Let it be known this subby orange mouse isn't me, and to prove it I'll clean your house!
....Wait.
....Wait.
Sometimes I think about doing the same for pictures with wet diapers that have wetness indicators, but don't blur the indicator.
November 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Sometimes I think about doing the same for pictures with wet diapers that have wetness indicators, but don't blur the indicator.
I thought the window was your running wheel at first~
November 20, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I thought the window was your running wheel at first~
The issue is that there's been a dozen 'MAGA is starting to crack' events in the past. This might be the largest so far, but the cult's ability to pivot into new and exciting realms of cognitive dissonance cannot be understated. I'll wish upon a star you're right, but won't hold my breath for it.
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The issue is that there's been a dozen 'MAGA is starting to crack' events in the past. This might be the largest so far, but the cult's ability to pivot into new and exciting realms of cognitive dissonance cannot be understated. I'll wish upon a star you're right, but won't hold my breath for it.
"This is my changing table. It was made for me."
*Drr drr drr drrr*
*Drr drr drr drrr*
November 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"This is my changing table. It was made for me."
*Drr drr drr drrr*
*Drr drr drr drrr*
They pushied it to the limit.
November 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
They pushied it to the limit.
There was a Government employee who got catfished by a reporter and was caught on camera saying they were working overtime to remove Trump's name so they could only release pages with Democrats. The resolution that passed also gave Pam Bondi essentially carte blanche to redact any information.
November 19, 2025 at 8:42 AM
There was a Government employee who got catfished by a reporter and was caught on camera saying they were working overtime to remove Trump's name so they could only release pages with Democrats. The resolution that passed also gave Pam Bondi essentially carte blanche to redact any information.
I'll take it! And yeah, mice have pretty dexterous little not-fingers~
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I'll take it! And yeah, mice have pretty dexterous little not-fingers~
Hogging all the attention for yourself.
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Hogging all the attention for yourself.
Where would you put me on it~?
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Where would you put me on it~?
It works on cats as well!
Unless you want some Dentagrass to make hairballs with.
Unless you want some Dentagrass to make hairballs with.
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It works on cats as well!
Unless you want some Dentagrass to make hairballs with.
Unless you want some Dentagrass to make hairballs with.
I feel like we've been here before in this exact scenario and response pattern...
Anyways, the mysterious dog in the distance (it makes it harder to spot his diaper).
Anyways, the mysterious dog in the distance (it makes it harder to spot his diaper).
a cartoon fox is riding a motorcycle with two other foxes on it
ALT: a cartoon fox is riding a motorcycle with two other foxes on it
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November 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I feel like we've been here before in this exact scenario and response pattern...
Anyways, the mysterious dog in the distance (it makes it harder to spot his diaper).
Anyways, the mysterious dog in the distance (it makes it harder to spot his diaper).
Not pictured: the blatantly obvious trap that turned you into the diaper now being used as blatantly obvious bait.
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Not pictured: the blatantly obvious trap that turned you into the diaper now being used as blatantly obvious bait.
They should share cute pictures of themselves all dressed up to prove they're being good! That's star one.
Star two would be writing a thank you note to whoever is taking care of them, be very detailed in how they help you learn obedience!
Star three, kiss ur plushies~
Star two would be writing a thank you note to whoever is taking care of them, be very detailed in how they help you learn obedience!
Star three, kiss ur plushies~
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 AM
They should share cute pictures of themselves all dressed up to prove they're being good! That's star one.
Star two would be writing a thank you note to whoever is taking care of them, be very detailed in how they help you learn obedience!
Star three, kiss ur plushies~
Star two would be writing a thank you note to whoever is taking care of them, be very detailed in how they help you learn obedience!
Star three, kiss ur plushies~
As one of definitely not three other people, I would support this course of action for the hypothetical individual providing this servicing~
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 AM
As one of definitely not three other people, I would support this course of action for the hypothetical individual providing this servicing~
Got your brush right here~
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Got your brush right here~
November 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
