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Lizzie Dark Dancer ✨ Sprizzy Now and Everyday ✨
@darkdancer72.bsky.social
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She/Her, Cis, DarkDancer72 on AO3. Former archaeologist, full time carer, mostly knackered. Resident of Izzy Canyon (UK)
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darkdancer72.bsky.social
I wholeheartedly agree!

IZZY HANDS
Izzy Hands (Con O’Neill) leaning against a doorframe and smirking. He’s wearing his usual black shirt, leather waistcoat (vest) and his left hand is resting on the hilt of his sword. A corridor on the Revenge is behind him, blurred in shades of grey and light green.
November 20, 2025 at 8:36 AM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
Debbie Moffett would respectfully like to disagree… dangerous places, those cheese caves.
#midsomermurders
Debbie Moffett (Martine McCutcheon) in the Midsomer Murders episode Schooled in Murder. She’s dressed in a red dress and black jacket, and is looking around a cheese cave. There’s shelves and shelves of cheese. Debbie has been lured into the cheese caves and she’s about to be murdered with a wheel of Jim Caxton’s beloved Midsomer Blue. Poor Jim, he just wanted to make cheese.
November 15, 2025 at 11:06 AM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
Qrt with an ofmd photo that changed your life…

And I’d pick the same one as Cap did, but also this!
Izzy Hands (Con O’Neill) staring up at Lucius Spriggs (Nathan Foad). They’re on deck at night and Pete (Matt Maher) is in the background (very blurry). They’re both lit in soft orange lamplight. Izzy’s about to be asked if he’s ever been sketched… if only he’d taken up the blatant invitation instead of suppressing his need and stalking away.
November 10, 2025 at 9:12 AM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
Nos Galan Gaeaf Hapus, pawb!
A pumpkin sitting on a box. It’s lit from inside and has been carved to resemble the derpy tiger from K-Pop Demon Hunters A pumpkin sat on some grass. It’s lit from inside and has been carved to resemble the bird (Sussie) from K-Pop Demon Hunters
October 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
More theatre excitement for Jack and Izzy!
#izzyhands #calicojack #bornwithteeth
Rights Izzy and Jack dolls in front of a programme for the play Born With Teeth
October 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
And then they went to Titanique and had so much fun 😁
4/4
Izzy and Jack with the stage of Titanique behind them
October 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
They were joined by some of their favourite friends
3/4
A naked 15cm Izzy doll, a 10cm Jack in a cowboy costume, a 10cm Izzy in a beige jumper and trousers, a felt Izzy doll, and behind them Squizzy (a Squirtle Izzy) and Fanglax (a Snorlax Fang). They’re all sitting on the seat of a wheelchair
October 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
They had to be restrained from diving headfirst into the fondue pot!
2/4
Rights Jack and Izzy dolls leaning over and peering into a fondue pot full of hot cheese
October 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
Izzy and Jack enjoyed the Jim Caxton Memorial Lunch today! #izzyhands #calicojack
1/4
A Rights Izzy and Jack on a table, with a sign in front of them. It has a picture of Jim Caxton (Con O’Neill) from Midsomer Murders on it, he’s holding a giant wheel of cheese. The text on the sign reads Jim Caxton Memorial Lunch 2025
October 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
On their way to London for the Jim Caxton Memorial Lunch 2025 followed by a weekend of MCM 😁
#izzyhands #calicojack #dollsweekendinlondon
A Rights 10cm Izzy and Jack, peeking out of a black and white checked shoulder bag. They’re on a train to London! Jack is in a dinosaur onesie and Izzy in a unicorn onesie.
October 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
Frenchie’s Angels to the rescue…
#whittlinhands
A poster for the original 1970s Charlie’s Angels. The faces of the original actresses have been covered by badly photoshopped faces of Black Pete (Matt Maher), Izzy Hands (Con O’Neill) and Lucius Spriggs (Nathan Foad). In the bottom left is a star with the face of Farrah Fawcett covered by that of Fang (David Fane).
October 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
“Sweetie, why are you holding yourself like that? Nervous tummy?”
Pete is just so cute with Lucius 😍
#whittlinhands #whittlinhandsweekend
Roach (Samba Schutte), Black Pete (Matt Maher), Lucius Spriggs (Nathan Foad) and Frenchie (Joel Fry) on the deck of the Revenge surrounded by English sailors after being taken prisoner. They’re all sat waiting to see what’s going to happen. Pete is leaning over to speak to Lucius.
October 10, 2025 at 11:20 AM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
#everythingissprizzy
Detail of a painting in the National Portrait Gallery, London, showing a bookshelf with books including one with a naked man on the spine, a copy to Master and Commander and a book on Michelangelo. Lucius and Izzy’s bookshelf, maybe!
September 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
#everythingissprizzy on a crew night out
A painting in a gallery, of men in a nightclub, they’re all wearing denim and the long flared jeans look a lot like the ones Lucius wore in S2. Maybe this is a crew night out. Izzy is hiding in the corner keeping an eye on them all! It’s a Beryl Cook painting, she was very interested in the world of the nightclubs, and this is painting represents a gay club in Soho in the 1970s
September 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
#everythingissprizzy
A tiny Izzy doll in a unicorn dress, looking at a red-figure pot in the British Museum. The figure on the pot is some sort of sea nymph with a scaly tail. It’s Sprizzy, trust me on this
September 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
Has he just been asked if he’s ever been sketched? #everythingissprizzy
A small bronze mouse with some sort of crown on its head, staring up at the camera. A Lucius-eye view of Izzy, perhaps
September 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
Frenchie refuses to visit them after he spots in the garden one day. They have to hide it behind the shed and pretend they got rid of it before he’ll come over for movie night again…
#everythingissprizzy
A weird garden sculpture of a cat, it has a sort of mosaic decoration and very blue eyes. It’s sort of startled-looking and actually quite cute, but Frenchie hates it. Lucius calls it Muppet. Eventually they get a real kitten called Muppet who wins Frenchie over within about ten minutes.
September 28, 2025 at 11:02 AM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
Izzy retaliates by putting this guy in their bathroom
#everythingissprizzy
A shelf of antique ornaments including a small statue of a man in a red striped apron. He has a hat and moustache. Is he meant to be a butcher? Who knows. Lucius christens him Sweeney Twat.
September 28, 2025 at 10:33 AM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
The Spriggs-Hands china display cabinet!
#everythingissprizzy
A display cabinet with three plates on shelves. Top left is a plate with some tits on it (of the bird variety) and the words Sugar Tits over them. Next to it is a plate with a graphic of red and green and faces and the words OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE in pink. Below is a white plate with the image of three spoons and the word ‘Lick’ in red lettering. Lucius buys these for Izzy who’s found himself reluctantly collecting
September 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
From Lucius to Izzy…
#everythingissprizzy
A small brown medicine style bottle with capsules inside it. The label reads “poetry pharmacy” and in larger letters “Revenge” It’s very Sprizzy… Lucius has written these for Izzy to read every time stupid fucking Stede Bonnet annoys him
September 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
Sprizzy sharing plate?
#everythingissprizzy
A plate on which there is an earthenware bowl of chips (French fries) and a stack of cucumber batons that look a bit like a weird cucumber version of jenga. Up to you to decide who’s having what, but this is definitely Sprizzy
September 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
#everythingissprizzy
This could certainly be
A detail of some statues on the fountain on the Piazza Navona in Rome. There’s a naked man with scaly legs kneeling on a shell and blowing water out of what seems to be a sort of double conch shell thing. Behind him and with his back to him is another naked man looking away from us across the Piazza. He appears to be tossing his head in disdain. All too easy to see Izzy on his knees having been bested by Lucius once again
September 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
Yeah I’d say this is Sprizzy
(iykyk)
#everythingissprizzy
A screenshot of the hint for a game of Strands on the New York Times games app. A blue banner at the top says ‘Today’s Theme’ and underneath is ‘Hairy Styles’
September 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
#everythingissprizzy
A photo taken in Brussels in 2019, of a cafe called Pinky. The front of the cafe and the metal bench outside are pink, there’s a big pink sunburst flower sign on the window that says Pinky, and inside are pink cakes on display including some that appear to be flamingoes. Is it Sprizzy? Yes, because everything is Sprizzy but also it’s pink and fun like Lucius and it’s a pinky like Izzy’s missing toe. I don’t imagine they have toe shaped cakes, but, you know, they COULD have.
September 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
This is definitely Sprizzy…
#everythingissprizzy
Two earthenware jugs in a museum exhibit. One is smaller than the other. Height difference is always Sprizzy, especially when, as here, the smaller one is on the left in the image. One can almost hear the echo of the taller jug enquiring if someone has ever been sketched
September 27, 2025 at 8:55 AM