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Phosphene hierophant, and I underscore again that somehow spell-check doesn't know what these words are!!
He/Him
He/Him
Still the best graffiti I've ever seen in Pittsburgh, and it was up for two hours. Not kidding. I went, got my foot looked at, got fitted for custom orthotics, had lunch at the Chikn, and walked past this again and it was ruined.
November 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Still the best graffiti I've ever seen in Pittsburgh, and it was up for two hours. Not kidding. I went, got my foot looked at, got fitted for custom orthotics, had lunch at the Chikn, and walked past this again and it was ruined.
The debut album from Stinkbug is VERY GOOD prog. Did you like We Broke the Weather? I did! And Stinkbug is like them but Weird Al is singing for them. A selling point? For me, yes!
November 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The debut album from Stinkbug is VERY GOOD prog. Did you like We Broke the Weather? I did! And Stinkbug is like them but Weird Al is singing for them. A selling point? For me, yes!
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
(lol)
(lol)
November 17, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
(lol)
(lol)
No, I don't know why I'm up at 7.
November 17, 2025 at 12:05 PM
No, I don't know why I'm up at 7.
Goddamn my town has good graffiti
November 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Goddamn my town has good graffiti
a good if slow week for stuff I hadn't heard before. Ruby My Dear remain aggressively close to annoying but I love them, Reticent continue to make me sad (though I could do without the spoken word bits) and Tales Under the Oak are untouchable, still.
November 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
a good if slow week for stuff I hadn't heard before. Ruby My Dear remain aggressively close to annoying but I love them, Reticent continue to make me sad (though I could do without the spoken word bits) and Tales Under the Oak are untouchable, still.
Let me briefly explain my name: Dark Arfs is a play on "dark arts" because two of my favorite things on Earth are dogs and magic, and there's a lot of crossover there. Also, the best Dark Arf of all time is Negro Matapacos, a riot dog that participated in the Chilean student protests in Santiago
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Let me briefly explain my name: Dark Arfs is a play on "dark arts" because two of my favorite things on Earth are dogs and magic, and there's a lot of crossover there. Also, the best Dark Arf of all time is Negro Matapacos, a riot dog that participated in the Chilean student protests in Santiago
Smoking does not make you look cool.
Unless you're Thekla. Then you look like you'd put it out in a dude's eye for saying anything untoward to her girl friends.
Unless you're Thekla. Then you look like you'd put it out in a dude's eye for saying anything untoward to her girl friends.
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Smoking does not make you look cool.
Unless you're Thekla. Then you look like you'd put it out in a dude's eye for saying anything untoward to her girl friends.
Unless you're Thekla. Then you look like you'd put it out in a dude's eye for saying anything untoward to her girl friends.
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
In terms of wrestler biographies, it's not as good as Mick Foley's or Bret Hart's, but better than Kurt Angle's or Shawn Michael's. Better than any of Hogan's, but Hogan's are just entertaining because you go in knowing NONE of it is true.
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
In terms of wrestler biographies, it's not as good as Mick Foley's or Bret Hart's, but better than Kurt Angle's or Shawn Michael's. Better than any of Hogan's, but Hogan's are just entertaining because you go in knowing NONE of it is true.
I meant to post this on Saturday like usual, but I was in the woods, looking at a fire and getting so high I was essentially drunk
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I meant to post this on Saturday like usual, but I was in the woods, looking at a fire and getting so high I was essentially drunk
I can't call President Sundowning Asswipe the Mad King ever, and you all know why
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I can't call President Sundowning Asswipe the Mad King ever, and you all know why
Love, life and happiness from Wilford Brimley to you
November 9, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Love, life and happiness from Wilford Brimley to you
I feel like my Negro Matapacos (the ultimate Dark Arf) shirt is a good luck talisman when doing any version of my civic duty
November 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I feel like my Negro Matapacos (the ultimate Dark Arf) shirt is a good luck talisman when doing any version of my civic duty
I got one of those, too!
November 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I got one of those, too!
Seriously, tho.
Bugs has it won with the hayseed with her ears in a low pony in a bow, tho. So committed.
Bugs has it won with the hayseed with her ears in a low pony in a bow, tho. So committed.
November 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Seriously, tho.
Bugs has it won with the hayseed with her ears in a low pony in a bow, tho. So committed.
Bugs has it won with the hayseed with her ears in a low pony in a bow, tho. So committed.
Decent week. Had a lot of podcasts and "4 star" and "8/10" albums to discover. 😁
November 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Decent week. Had a lot of podcasts and "4 star" and "8/10" albums to discover. 😁
I'm grumpy because tomorrow I start paying for my mom to fucking eat. A thing I am happy to do, I'm only mad because of the circumstances
November 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I'm grumpy because tomorrow I start paying for my mom to fucking eat. A thing I am happy to do, I'm only mad because of the circumstances
It's this
November 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
It's this
My whole entire deal with the Hazbin Hotel BS is that it looks like skateboard decals singing edgelord carnival songs, and the canonically most horny characterlooks like this
October 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
My whole entire deal with the Hazbin Hotel BS is that it looks like skateboard decals singing edgelord carnival songs, and the canonically most horny characterlooks like this
4 Books to Get To Know Me
October 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
4 Books to Get To Know Me
This was an ambient week. I'm struggling with Aesop Rock, still. Not one of his entire albums has hit for me, yet. Not even kinda. He sounds like he has a telephone pole up his nose.
October 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
This was an ambient week. I'm struggling with Aesop Rock, still. Not one of his entire albums has hit for me, yet. Not even kinda. He sounds like he has a telephone pole up his nose.
It's a great day for hockey fans. Bad day for Pittsburgh Penguins fans. Lovely evening! Brooke is a joy!
I had the brisket nachos. I could have taken them home and made 4 more meals out of them.
I had the brisket nachos. I could have taken them home and made 4 more meals out of them.
October 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
It's a great day for hockey fans. Bad day for Pittsburgh Penguins fans. Lovely evening! Brooke is a joy!
I had the brisket nachos. I could have taken them home and made 4 more meals out of them.
I had the brisket nachos. I could have taken them home and made 4 more meals out of them.