Once it was hot enough, I cupped my hand over my butt, and I decided to push. As it was coming out, it felt like I was shitting rice mixed in with a litre of water! It felt so good to push out. I completely flooded the area at my feet with brown sludge, so I needed to try and wash it all down (3/3)

When I bent down to take my pants off, a little spurt of diarrhea shot into the back of my underwear!! I got into my shower, and when I was turning the water on and waiting for it to heat up, my belly let out a huuuuge deep rumbling, and the pressure in my gut felt sooo immense (2/3)

I can perhaps give you a helping hand 😖

If a writer actually wants some proper laxatives, I can help you pick :3
Otherwise, ignore this silly sod